A list of puns related to "The Shallows"
A deep-end-able one.
Most of the noise is coming from the shallow end.
"Gee Rich...I guess I must have forgotten to pay you your allowance on monday. That;s the only reason I can think of you needing money on friday."
"Well.."
"Gone?"
"Well..."
"That's an extremely deep subject for a boy with such a shallow mind,"
I asked my son (3) what he was eating, and he says "Ed a mommy" (Edamame).
I of course respond with "No, that's da mommy!" and point to my wife.
That was terrible, So I set up a much better one. I told my wife that our friend Kevin had recently had a girlfriend, but he broke up with her when he found out she was missing three toes. She was shocked that Kevin would be so shallow.
I told her, "Didn't you know Kevin was Lack Toes Intolerant?" The kids did not understand why we were laughing so hard. I think my wife wanted to throw something at me.
I love terrible jokes.
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