The Seven Puns

A list of puns related to "The Seven"

Seven and eleven have the word 'even' in them....

I find that odd !!

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.

One of them isn't Happy.

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👤︎ u/Temporary-Barnacle19
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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The twelve days of Jokemas, day seven

What is Tom Hanks' favorite drink?

The Polar Expresso

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👤︎ u/Hud_is_on
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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From the mouths of babes (in this case my seven year old daughter as I was leaving this morning...)

Daughter: Dad, it's really STUPID out there today. You'd better take your dumbrella.

Me: I've never been more proud.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ Oct 04 2020
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Did you hear about the French man who could only count to seven?

He had a Huit allergy.

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👤︎ u/the_houser
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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Ireland has just introduced a maximum six person indoors rule. Where will that leave the seven dwarves..?

..one of them won't be Happy.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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The seven dwarves have been told they can only gather in groups of 6...

... One of them isn’t Happy.

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👤︎ u/brainpain152
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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So I was reading the book "Caps For Sale" to my seven year old kid...

He looks at the peddler and goes, "wow, that guy really has a lot on his head!"

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👤︎ u/RealTheAsh
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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When I heard what the Irish word for seven was...

I was seacht.

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👤︎ u/dulfuckyourself
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes

One of them isn't happy

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👤︎ u/jlit2000
📅︎ May 30 2020
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Why did the seed follow a German seven

Because he wanted to germinate!

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👤︎ u/CryptoReaper5
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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The town's sheriff, who was also a prolific painter, was once attacked by seven men but managed to fight them off single-handedly. It was because....

He was a Marshal artist.

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👤︎ u/EvilSandwichMan
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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Seven is the oddest number

It's partly an even number

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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Why can’t the seven dwarves drink at the bar?

Because they’re miners

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👤︎ u/Liam______
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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Did you know the titanic was the biggest whore in all the seven seas?

Everyone went down on her

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👤︎ u/fat-bandit
📅︎ Nov 11 2018
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One of the seven dwarves kissed a giraffe yesterday.

Apparently the other six put him up to it.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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The number Seven is odd.

The only way to make it even is to kick its S.

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👤︎ u/anyeyeball
📅︎ Nov 14 2015
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I was suddenly approached by a bunch of people, screaming to my face that I looked like one of the seven dwarves

I am not happy

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👤︎ u/notunclejosh
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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While my wife was asleep, I painted the seven deadly sins throughout her body.

When she found out, she had wrath written all over her face.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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I got mugged last night by six of the Seven Dwarfs.

Not Happy.

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👤︎ u/singeblanc
📅︎ Jan 29 2015
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Have you heard about the cow with seven nipples?

She lactate.

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👤︎ u/Ashman80
📅︎ May 28 2017
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Dad found alive after seven seconds lost in the himalayas

Peak Kaboo

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👤︎ u/MC_Kloppedie
📅︎ Apr 27 2017
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In the latest news... the Seven Dwarves have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six.

One of them is not Happy.

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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