What did one unemployed sensei say to the other and employed sensei ?

They took our jabs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amisamiamiam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2017
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My Karate teacher is getting a divorce.

He is a great Sensei, but he's not very skilled at the marital arts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mhoke63
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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So a sensei or β€˜teacher’ at a martial arts school brings a bowl of crispy wontons to class.

He sets it on a plinth and tells the students they’re free to take a couple after class is over. Halfway through teaching the senpai or sensei’s assistant approaches and tells him he has an important phone call. He tells the class to find a partner and practice. He comes back fifteen minutes later and the plinth is knocked over, the bowl is in pieces and the wontons crushed and scattered about. He is dismayed that his students would engage in such sensei-less wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Igrotzny
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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