This technique became known as Munch Housen by Proxy.
Should my jokes become worse or more frequent?
In retrospect we shouldn’t have been on that escalator.
I named him Meat Loaf because he would do anything for love, but he won’t do that.
Dijon vu
It was refined.
Teeth
Note: I know. Not the usual pun seen in this sub-reddit. More of a dad riddle.
I'll reboot you
It got pissed off the first time
Ahhh, the mammaries
She said she didn't remember.
I asked her if it was around tooth hurty!
She got mad and hit me in the arm and stopped talking to me for a while.
Totally worth it.
And vented my anger. We got into a heated argument. I later apologized for losing my cool after he told me he was a temp working to complete his degree. We agreed to meet for some cold beers.
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OOP i did it again...
It was a reservation reservation reservation.
