The Scarf Puns

A list of puns related to "The Scarf"

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around I'll go on a head

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👤︎ u/dukesinbad
📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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Did you hear about the emergency surgery to remove a neckbeard, scarf and fedora?

Doctors were pleased to announce the first ever successful hipsterectomy.

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👤︎ u/OttawaCharlie
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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The mother of my children just finished knitting a scarf

She wrapped it around her neck, and got her mouth and nose covered as well:

Me: Hey, you look like a wooligan!

She: ... (glaring..) and you look awfully proud of yourself.

Indeed I was.

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👤︎ u/h4milt0n
📅︎ Jan 17 2015
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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here, I’ll go on ahead.

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👤︎ u/juhaodbrokule
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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What did the scarf say to the hat?

I’m going to hang around here, you go on a head.

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👤︎ u/Cormac-Dockry
📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You can go on a head. I’ll just hang around.

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👤︎ u/an_demon
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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What did the scarf say to the beanie?

You go on a head, I'll just hang around here.

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👤︎ u/bearinthegarden14
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead; I'm gonna hang around.

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👤︎ u/Blinkle
📅︎ Feb 26 2017
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What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
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👤︎ u/brookscorbs
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You go around while I go on ahead.

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👤︎ u/WorstGabeNA
📅︎ Feb 27 2017
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