The River at Green Knowe Puns

• A plane flew over the jungle carrying 500 bricks. One of the bricks suddenly fell. How much bricks were left on the plane?

• How do you get an elephant in the fridge in 3 steps?

You open the fridge, put the elephant inside, and close the fridge.

• How do you get a giraffe in the fridge in 4 steps?

You open the fridge, get the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the fridge.

• An elephant and a giraffe compete in a race. Who won?

The elephant, because the giraffe was in the fridge!

• How many elephants can get in a green car?

4. 2 of them sittings in the front and the other 2 are sitting behind them.

• How do you know that there are 4 elephants in the cinema?

The green car parks outside.

• Why can't you see the elephants hiding in the trees?

Because they are really good at it.

• Why do elephants paint their balls red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.

• What is the loudest noise in the forest?

Giraffes eating cherries.

• The lion is celebrating so he invited the whole jungle to his party. Who didn't show up?

The giraffe. He is still in the fridge.

• A squirrel was walking through the jungle when he crossed the crocodile river. Why the crocodiles didn't eat him?

Because they were in the lion's party.

• Before the squirrle got to the other side he died. How?

He got hit by a brick!