26 Hilarious The Rise Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

9 months from now, there will be a baby boom. 13 years later, will give rise to the next generation, known as....

Quaranteens.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Nov 10 2020

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Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033 we will witness the rise of

The Quaranteens

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👤︎ u/tecniklee

📅︎ Aug 19 2020

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These kitties love puns almost as much as napping, and the rise of the proletariat.

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👤︎ u/-NarWallace-

📅︎ Sep 30 2020

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What is the area of a circular piece of dough, where the slice length is "z" and the rise is "A"

Pi(z)(z)(A)

Edit: Volume not area

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👤︎ u/hctibasiaixelsyd

📅︎ Jul 16 2020

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If monkeys start stealing clothes from everyone it'll be the Rise of the planet of the Dr'apes'

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👤︎ u/our_lord23

📅︎ Apr 07 2020

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How did Sith Lords rise to the top?

They took the elevader.

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👤︎ u/CalebFnCool

📅︎ Jan 15 2020

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"Did you hear about the new zombie game that all they do is watch dough rise?"

"It's called Bread Rising."

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👤︎ u/QuitePasta

📅︎ Jan 23 2020

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I was going to wake up early to watch the sun rise.

But then it dawned on me that I should sleep in.

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👤︎ u/shabbos_roller

📅︎ Jan 13 2020

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The r/punpatrol has gone too far! We need to rise up!

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👤︎ u/AnthonyisClueless

📅︎ Feb 23 2019

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The next generation rises....

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👤︎ u/artguy14

📅︎ May 15 2019

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It's safe to assume that, once someone rises to the rank of Colonel, they will continue to be promoted.

Though I guess that's just a generalization.

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👤︎ u/DthAlchemist

📅︎ Mar 29 2019

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bread and the sun are similar - both rise in the yeast

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👤︎ u/US99

📅︎ Oct 27 2018

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Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist...

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👤︎ u/Shy_NaughtyMuslim

📅︎ Mar 19 2019

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Every day I forget which direction the sun rises...

Then it dawns on me

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👤︎ u/Kameshkii

📅︎ Dec 03 2018

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How did Jesus rise from the dead?

YEASTER EGGS

I'm a couple days late on this one but he took his time too

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👤︎ u/MyNameCouldBeFrank

📅︎ Apr 23 2019

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The Rise Of Skywalker

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👤︎ u/Nws4c

📅︎ Apr 30 2019

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As I sat there on that dark, winter morning, I couldn’t remember when the sun would finally rise....

But then it dawned on me.

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👤︎ u/refusalskills

📅︎ Apr 08 2018

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Amsterdam will be one of the first major cities to be wiped out by sea level rise due to climate change

I guess it will be Amsterdamned.

That's quite ironic, isn't it supposed to serve as a dam?

source: http://geology.com/sea-level-rise/

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👤︎ u/bary3000

📅︎ Feb 03 2017

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Why did the balloon prices rise?

Inflation . . . . . . . Also serious economic issues in the United States which will hopefully be addressed soon.

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👤︎ u/TheDestroyer575

📅︎ Jan 22 2018

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Why didn't the bread rise in the great state of Maine.

Wrong dough Maine

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👤︎ u/Dipmate

📅︎ Sep 30 2017

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What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

It becomes daytrogen

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👤︎ u/OppositeFingat

📅︎ Mar 17 2017

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What do you call a bird which rises from the ashes but is unable to fly?

Joaquin Phoenix

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👤︎ u/Skarkroe

📅︎ Apr 13 2017

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dad said this at Rise of the Apes last night

During the charge scene he leans in and says

"Talk about guerrilla warfare"

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👤︎ u/walkerh81

📅︎ Jul 15 2014

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Just finished watching the dark knight rises

So we finished watching the dark knight rises and my friend says "cat woman was pretty selfish in that movie, at least she came back to help in the end" and my other friend replied "She really Bale'd out of of that movie about Hathaway through"

Got to admit I thought it was pretty damn clever

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👤︎ u/Nesbarnes

📅︎ Jan 09 2014

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I was watching the sun rise, when it dawned on me

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👤︎ u/confibulator

📅︎ Sep 01 2017

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I was trying to figure out what time the sun would rise this morning.

Then it dawned on me.

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👤︎ u/Domthehuman1

📅︎ Dec 15 2017

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