The office kitchen renovation has been a big hurdle to overcome

We were all out of sink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abesach
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2023
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During renovation works in my friend's appartment, they wrapped the elevator. People went into a dadjoke competition on the cardboard walls. (Link to imgur album in text)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/so_contemporary
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2015
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We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great...

but the second floor is another story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taigeis_bhlasta
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2023
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I told the renovators not to put carpet on my steps.

All I got was blank stairs...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirgunsalot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2021
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Looking For Creative Pun Help With Road Sign
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πŸ‘€︎ u/teamdime29
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2022
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When I was renovating my house, I found a secret stash hidden in the walls.

Someone drew a mustache on the wall behind the wall paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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My renovator ask me if he can remove the mirrors in my living-room.

I asked him to wait, I need to reflect...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yanualed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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I was renovating my place, and I threw my record collection on the floor & the side of my house

I got vinyl flooring & vinyl siding

also on r/jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-gem-524
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2017
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Recently renovated the kitchen at work and found this on the walk-in fridge imgur.com/FnW0FMM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuzzybutt738
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2015
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My neighbor is renovating his kitchen and keeps leaving huge delivered packages on his front lawn. The latest is a huge basin on a pallet and It. Is. An eyesore.

Let that sink in.

Happy Father's Day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejohnblog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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My dad says I'm spending too much time with him

I've been helping my dad renovate the kitchen past few days. Today I was tasked with putting the handles back on the cabinet doors. I asked him to come take a look at how I was doing:

Dad: "it's looking great, good job" Me: "thanks, I'm really starting to get a handle on things"

Got a good chuckle, it was great

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NekoAmi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2022
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An elephant walked into a bar

And the bar entered renovation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PapaStalinSP
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Got my Dad today

We are renovating our bathroom. Almost finished all we have left is to hang the door. He measures the door frame and asks me "How big is the door?" i looked him dead in the eyes and replied "Big enough to fit the hole"

There was a brief pause then we both broke out into laughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vrock1422
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2016
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My dad on renovating.

My mom has been trying to push my dad into renovating the kitchen.

Mom: We're thinking May.

Dad: Yes, we MAY do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ko0k13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2013
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Me: Man it smells a lot like vinegar in here

Dad: Yeah, it's all the silicone pipes in the bathroom (renovating bathroom, working on it) Me: Ah, makes sense

Dad: Just Imagine how bad Silicone Valley smells

He just laid that one on me not too long ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuckyTape1099
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2016
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Got the wife today at the mall

She was telling me about her renovations of her office at work; Wife: The bathrooms are really nice now. Me: Really? How? Wife: They're only one at a time and they have fans. Me: What do the fans do? Cheer for you as you go? A little salt n peppa?

Ahhh push it. Push it real good!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enis_with_a_p
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2015
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Dadjoked nearly all of my coworkers

Before a staff meeting, a coworker was talking about living in a renovated church with 15 other people. He said it's just like any other big house, they hang out, party, etc., then someone asked if they drink on the altar.

I said, "yeah, it's a great place to drink. You only need to bring water."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krncnr
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2014
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Heard this in the hospital waiting room today.

I was in the waiting room of a small hospital this morning, with about 4-5 other people. The waiting room is in a temporary location while the main waiting room is being renovated, and the ladies behind the desk couldn't see if someone came in and took a number. I had number 10, and after waiting about 5-10 minutes and not being called, I went to the desk and she helped me. She then asked me what number I had taken, and I told her 10. She yells out "Are there any numbers below 10?!" And just at that moment, one of the male nurses came around the corner, into her office and said "Yeah, there's 9, 8, a whole bunch of them actually!" All of us in the waiting room let out a collective groan and secretly hoped we would have him as our triage nurse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majingrim
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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Home renovation

Out at poker with the guys- friend who just purchased his first house shows up. We ask if he's moved in yet, but he's still renovating.

"There's just a bunch of studs in the kitchen right now"

"Oh, well why didn't you invite them too?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scatterpulse
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2014
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