I won the top prize in a lottery themed around the world's tallest terrestrial animal
I guess a picked a pretty lucky giraffle ticket
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︎ May 14 2021
The creator of the knock-knock joke should get a Nobel prize
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Who was the 1st person to win the Nobel Prize?
Same person who invented the Door Knock...
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︎ Feb 24 2021
My son was lamenting that he couldn't remember what the Ukrainian watercourse Uchan-su is and didn't win a prize...
I replied, "oh, Crimea river!"
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Who ever stops the extended warranty calls should win a prize.
I'm calling it The No-Bell Peace Prize.
Idc if you steal this I just thought of it while making lunch and I got another one of them.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Today someone bought our department a box of donuts and some lotto tickets. The potential grand prize was $3,000, in which my boss exclaimed "Well that isn't enough to retire".
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
My friend called me and said he lost the million dollar prize because he couldn't think of a neighbor to Saudi Arabia...
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︎ Jan 14 2021
When I won the grand prize at cemetery, I knew exactly what it was.
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
He was out standing in his field.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
What is the most coveted architectural prize awarded to churches with no steeple?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
My wife threw a saucer at me because I hadn't completed the science project of our kid until then. Interestingly, he won first prize at school for presenting a
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Why did the corn farmer win the Nobel Peace Prize?
For his dedication to world hominy
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What prize did the bodybuilder win when the lockdown was lifted
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︎ May 13 2020
What was the prize the baker won for winning the bread contest?
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Which professor was good enough to win the Nobel Prize in Chemistry in 2019?
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︎ Dec 30 2019
If being cool was an act of terrorism then I'd be winning the Nobel Peace prize
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︎ Oct 11 2019
When I win the nobel prize, this will be my speech:
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side; my hips, for never lying; my legs, for always supporting me; my fingers and toes, for I can always count on them
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︎ Jul 02 2019
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
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︎ Mar 17 2019
The inventor of the "knock knock" joke should receive a "No-Bell" prize
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︎ Nov 26 2014
I won first prize in the National Punctuation Society contest...
So they gave me a posh trophy.
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︎ Sep 17 2019
I just won the World Attic Championship as I received my prize, I held my trophy a loft.
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︎ May 27 2019
The person who invented the knocker probably got a no-bell prize.
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︎ Dec 17 2018
Why did the farmer win a Nobel Prize?
Because he stole it from the physicist he just brutally killed with a shovel.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
I bought a raffle ticket for a local fundraiser and won the Early Bird Prize.
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︎ Nov 04 2018
Gaston was the first winner of the No Belle prize
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︎ Feb 02 2019
I entered a contest where the grand prize was a shopping center, but I lost
Guess you can't win the mall
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︎ Jul 26 2018
If a Vienamese human trafficking ring offers one of their captives as the prize of a contest..
is that a win Nguyen scenario?
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︎ Feb 01 2018
Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Noble Prize?
He was (out)standing in his field
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︎ Dec 03 2020
The creator of the knock knock joke should get a Nobel prize.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Why did the Scarecrow get a Nobel Prize
Because he was Out-Standing in his field.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Why did the corn farmer win a Nobel Peace Prize?
Because of his dedication to world hominy.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
The creator of the knock knock joke should get a Nobel prize.
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︎ Sep 22 2019
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize?
He was outstanding in his field
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︎ Jan 07 2020
The inventor of knock knock jokes won a prize
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︎ Aug 19 2019
Did you hear about the farmer that won a Nobel Prize?
He was out standing in his field.
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︎ Feb 19 2019
Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Nobel prize?
They said he was outstanding in his field
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︎ Nov 18 2019
The person who invented knock knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize
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︎ May 24 2019
Did you hear? The knock knock joke won a prize.
They awarded it the No Bell prize.
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︎ Jun 19 2019
Why did the scarecrow win the prize?
He was out standing in his field
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︎ Apr 05 2019
Have you heard about the scarecrow who won a Nobelο»Ώ prize?
He was outstanding in his field.
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︎ May 23 2019
Why did the cow win a Nobel prize?
He was outstanding in his field
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︎ Aug 18 2018
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
For being outstanding in his field
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︎ Feb 11 2019
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
For being outstanding in his field
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