What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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When driving by lowered, loud pipe cars I like to point at the air foil in the back and yell,

β€œSpoiler alert!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoKit2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Teacher: Felix, when is the boiling point reached? Felix: Just after my father reads my report card.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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My kid is at the point where they want to put bandaids on everything...

I swear this is a true organic dad joke I had tonight. Felt I’d share it with reddit.

My kid came up to me and says β€œoh no, look dad, it needs a bandaid” as she gently presents her imaginarily injured bouncy ball.

I looked at my kid and said β€œI don’t think it needs a bandaid, he looks like he’s going to bounce back”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruum-502
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Services to the point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Im tired of being misunderstood and I’m going to get straight to the point!

I’m drawing a line in the sand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War

For the Confederacy, it all went South from there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speedoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?

You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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A man drew a line in the middle of himself to prove a point...

He was half right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JK-AJ27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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The XFL hit their lowest point ever.

The Rock bought β€˜em

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CankerMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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There is no point in adding an extra 's' to the word needles.

It's needless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amar610
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, β€œGive me all your money or you’re geography!”

The teller replies, β€œDon’t you mean history?”

The robber says, β€œDon’t change the subject!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Why did the architecture student get points off on his blueprint of a Soviet house?

Unnecessary Marx and Engels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subpar-at-best
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I don't get the point of circles

They're just pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creeper321448
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Why couldn't the point go any further?

Beacuse it was the end of the line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I don’t see the point of slurry

It’s all bullshit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ONIONSAREKINGS
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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[REQUEST] I'll get straight to the point, I need a knife pun

As the title says, I need a pun that involves two unlikely friends. Knives and Charity/donations.

Any help would be appreciated!

Knife to be here in this community

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oliverpls599
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didn’t draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously

.....and that’s when I drew the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/singh_j
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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The school made the use of "bullet points" illegal because it incited violence in the classroom, and I must admit I couldn't have cared less. That's all changed now, though.

The bus driver isn't allowed to drive my kids anymore because we live on a dead end street.

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After an argument, my cooking instructor wants me to stew goose feathers gently below or just at the boiling point...

She wants me to simmer down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I buy yogurt to the point where some people call it hoarding

But I know it’s just cultured behaviour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rant-rant-rant
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I like the smell of my wife whenever she complains about justifiable points

I really like her fairer moans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Yesterday I had a 10-point, an 8-point, and a 4-point buck in my yard at the same time.

It was a stag party

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenglempls
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What did the exclamation point say to the question mark?

Nice curves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hannookie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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At what point did the tomato realize he was about to get lucky?

When the garlic started taking off her cloves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rayzon1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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My ex girlfriend had the laziest cat, she was so lazy I actually at one point thought it was dead.

Turned out it was just catatonic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oppy1984
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What’s the highest point in a geologist’s career?

When they hit rock bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pakigod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bb5x24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What is the point of a propeller on a plane?

To keep the pilot cool. Once it stops you will see him start to sweat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolman965
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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A local town (Bulls, New Zealand) has signs with bull puns scattered across the town at points of interest.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerialMasticator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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People who think semi-colons & commas are the same, are missing the point.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cactuscrash
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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A friend of mine asserts that she loves all animals. However, I did point out to her the distain she holds for large African water-dwelling mammals.

I just think she’s being a bit hippo critical.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yetanotherrob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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My dad and I are walking around Munich and I point out all the construction.

True story, he says, β€œThe crane business must be booming.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatranger974
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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[true story] Dad and daughter trimming the Christmas tree with tinselβ€” DAD (points to empty spot on tree and says to daughter): β€œLittle more on here.” DAUGHTER (storms off crying)...

...”MOM! DAD CALLED ME A LITTLE MORON!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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β€ͺAn evil French chef mixes Kryptonite in their treats and flings them at Superman. Batman arrives on the scene but does nothing, allowing Jimmy Olsen to catch the pastries in a net, at which point Superman saves the day. It’s like they say:

Not all heroes snare crepes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atruthtellingliar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I just don't understand the point of these...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_THIS_NUMBERS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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The sweetest thing you can do for your partner is lose a tennis match to them by not scoring a single point.

That’s love.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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At any point in time the urge to sing *’A Lion Sleeps Tonight’* is just a....

Whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItshaPrawn1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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A mere cat checking out the finer points of 2-meter communications.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DepletedGeranium
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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We are standing at Depoe Bay, Oregon watching the whales. I point at a bird (ironically), β€œlook Patty, a seagull!” My wife replies, β€œno, it’s a bagel.” β€œWhy is it a bagel?” β€œBecause it’s over the BAY!” That’s pretty funny, but...

The thing is she didn’t just make up this joke, but this is the first time I’ve heard it. We’ve been married for 18 years. That means that she’s been waiting for 18 years until we were near the ocean, at a bay, waiting for a seagull to fly over. The dad joke is above average, but statistically speaking, she has my respect 100%.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MahonriWY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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What do you call a person who points out the obvious

The person who points out the obvious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TarikAlic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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The XFL just hit their lowest point ever.

The Rock bought β€˜em.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CankerMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I don’t get the point of slurry

It’s all bullshit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ONIONSAREKINGS
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, β€œGive me all your money or you’re geography!”

The teller replies, β€œDon’t you mean history?”

The robber says, β€œDon’t change the subject!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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