The Pink Panthers Puns

A list of puns related to "The Pink Panthers"

The Pink Panther's 'to do' list.

....to do....to do....to do....to do..to do....to do.....to doooooooooo.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jul 20 2022
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"Son," I said, "do you know what The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket is?"

He thought for a moment. "No idea."

"Denim."

"Denim?"

"Denim denim denim denim denim..."

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👤︎ u/incredibleinkpen
📅︎ Dec 15 2021
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What does the Pink Panther's to do list look like?

To do

To do

To do, to do, to do

To do, to doooo

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👤︎ u/Rhodechill
📅︎ Nov 07 2014
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What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant hill?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnnt….

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👤︎ u/wildflowersummer
📅︎ Jul 21 2022
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What did the pink panther say when he stepped on the ant?

Dead ant…dead ant..dead ant, dead ant, dead and, dead ant, dead aaaaaaaaaant…

Edit: Thank you random reddit stranger for the award. You just made my evening 😌

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👤︎ u/zkdm-24
📅︎ Feb 23 2022
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What’s the Pink Panther’s favorite insect?

Dead Ant. Dead Ant. DeadAntDeadAntDeadAntDeadAnt. DeadAaaant.

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👤︎ u/dankHippieDude
📅︎ Feb 05 2022
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What does the Pink Panther say when he makes plans?

"To do, to do, to do, to do, to do..."

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👤︎ u/wimpykidfan37
📅︎ Oct 31 2021
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What kind of wheat does the Pink Panther prefer?

Durum durum durum durum durum durum durum duruuummmm

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👤︎ u/nword55
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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What does the pink panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead-ant, dead-ant,

Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-aaaannnnt

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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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What do the pink panther and mulan have in common?

Dead hun...dead hun...dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead huuuuunnnn

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👤︎ u/cybot2001
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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What equipment did the Pink Panther need to run all of his guitars?

Ten amps. Ten amps. Ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten aaammmps.

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👤︎ u/Perrin42
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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How many dads it takes to sing the pink panther theme?

Dad da dad ,dadad dadad dadad dadad dadaaaaad,da dada da dad.

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👤︎ u/ferkeshu
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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What did the Pink Panther say to his misbehaving son during a diaper change?

Butt up - butt up - butt up butt up butt up butt up butt up!

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👤︎ u/BriGuySupreme
📅︎ Jul 01 2018
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What kind of street does the Pink Panther live on?

Dead end, dead end, dead end dead end dead end dead end dead eeeeeend.

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👤︎ u/merlindog15
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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My dad (67) just sent this to me. It's literally a dad joke. Some of us might not get it though I'm sure.

What does the Pink Panther say when he knocked over an ant hill?

Dead ant... dead ant... dead ant dead ant dead ant... dead ant dead ant....

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👤︎ u/Maddened
📅︎ May 30 2020
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When I was telling my parents about ants getting into my keyboard and them being murdered to death...

Dad: It's the Pink Panther.

Me: I don't get it.

Dad: Dead ant, dead ant...

He made up for it by giving me a replacement keyboard at least.

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👤︎ u/SpaceLeopard
📅︎ May 19 2014
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There was a big black ant in my garage last night ...

When I told my wife about it later, I told her that I dispatched it, Pink Panther style.

"What does that mean?" she asked me.

I told her that it means that the bug is now a

dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant ... as sung to the Pink Panther theme.

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👤︎ u/dedtired
📅︎ May 11 2015
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What did the pink panther say when he accidentally stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead aaaaant…

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👤︎ u/dunno_wut_i_am_doing
📅︎ May 14 2022
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What did the Pink panther say when he stepped on that ant?

Dead ant......dead ant.....dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaannnt!

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👤︎ u/Barco1974
📅︎ Mar 02 2022
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What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant…

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👤︎ u/sm-aug
📅︎ Feb 16 2022
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What did the pink panther say when he stepped on a ant?

Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant

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👤︎ u/Jesuscide
📅︎ Oct 31 2021
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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, Dead ant, Dead ant, Dead ant, Dead ant, Dead ant, Dead ant.

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👤︎ u/ajordancpa
📅︎ Jul 26 2021
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What did the pink panther say when it stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, Dead ant, Deadantdeadantdeadant, deadant deeeeeead annnnnnt

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👤︎ u/iNeedHealing24_7
📅︎ Aug 05 2021
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What do Orkin and the pink panther have in common?

Dead ant, dead ant, deadantdeadantdeadant... Dead aaaaant.

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👤︎ u/floznstn
📅︎ Jun 08 2021
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The Pink Panther was counting the ants that he had killed.

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead aaaaaant....

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👤︎ u/Alex13104
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnnt, dead dead dead dead ant.

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👤︎ u/GGibbs24
📅︎ May 12 2018
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