A list of puns related to "The Photographer"
He liked making crop circles.
They died from exposure.
He took one, but not of his own accord.
Wife to be can't believe we actually did that, but I told her the proof is in the pudding.
He died of exposure.
Either 3:00 or 9:00
He took Polarorids
Says he was framed.
Image problems.
They get ISOlated
Indecent exposure.
He didn't know how to focus
She had pose-able thumbs.
So I'm at a family wedding. The dance floor has been pretty quiet all night. It's getting late and a lot of people left already. For some reason, the DJ brings up YMCA and finally manages to get the remaining people going. By the time the Beejees come on with Stayin' Alive everyone is moving around, myself included, and there's a somewhat big group really going crazy and doing dance moves. The photographer gets real close and starts taking pictures. Then she leans over to me to talk, as I'm dancing with my girlfriend and one of her kids.
Photographer: "People suddenly really came to life, huh?"
Me: "Yes. This party is really... Staying alive."
Her groan was louder than the music.
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