How do you measure the heaviness of a 2.4 million Scoville chilli pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
because It didn't habenero . .
Did you hear about the soldier who got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?
Why was the pepper cold?
Because it's pepper mint.
why couldn't the spicy pepper dress like robin hood for halloween?
What did the Lincoln Memorial say when it got pepper in its nose?
What did the small pepper say to the big pepper?
Stay away from the aggressive pepper salesman...
Carolina Reaper is one of the spiciest peppers in the world. But they are not scary.
For the wise men once said: Don't fear the Reaper
The bass player of Red Hot Chili Peppers opened a second hand store
They're calling it the Flea Market
Why did the small pepper wear a sweater?
Did you here about the murderer that only kills people with pepper?
They call him the ex-achoo-tioner
What did the nosey hot pepper do?
He got jalapeño business!!!!
Kroger is bringing their A game. Their Dr. Pepper knock off is called "The Fizzicist". Took me a minute to get it.
Why did the Thai pepper put on a jacket?
Because it was a little chili.
Gordon Ramsay once survived a mustard-gas attack when he was in the army. Then, he got pepper-sprayed whilst at a protest.
You could say that he is relished among the cooking community, and truly a seasoned veteran
What's the opposite of a pepper rifle?
Assault rifle. (Credit to my wife)
What did the black pepper say to his wife after coming out of the grinder?
Why does the spicy pepper ask so many questions?
What did the gay pepper shaker go on for relationships?
My toddler sprinkled pepper all over the couch.
I'm lucky to have survived Mustard gas and pepper spay when I was in the Army.
I guess you could say that I'm a seasoned vet...
What did the salt say after it was pepper-sprayed?
That's nothing to sneeze at.
Why did the black pepper get arrested?
What the worst thing about a nosy pepper?
It likes to get jalapeño business.
What does the annoying pepper do
Friend: My mouth burned the whole time cause my dad made me eat this hot pepper in exchange for the show ticket. Wasn’t even a good show.
Me: You just really ate to see it
Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers fan cross the road?
I told my friend to get two bell peppers at the store
Why was the chili pepper disliked by all the other vegetables?
Because he was always jalapeño grill.
Credit to r/Small1324 for the joke!
Did you hear about the solider that got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?
He’s now a seasoned veteran
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery
Because it didn't habanero
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
Why couldn't the Green Pepper practice Archery?
because it didn't habanero
Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?
Because it didn't habanero.
Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?
Because it didn't habanero.
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
. . . because it didn't habanero!
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
How do you measure the mass of a Red Hot Chili Pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
My grandad was assaulted in the war with pepper spray and mustard gas.
The soldier who survived mustard-gas and pepper-spray....
Is now a seasoned veteran
A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police.
He's now a seasoned veteran.
The soldiers who survived mustard gas and pepper sprays
The military man survived mustard gas and pepper spray
He was a seasoned veteran
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