I went to an orchard and put a peach in the freezer. When they wanted to call the cops, i told them it was my constitutional right…

The first amendment gives me the freedom to freeze peach!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bagelsonthewall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2021
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Once there was a man who owned an orchard. He grew lots of things. Apples, pears, cherries, peaches, oranges and lemons.

The stonefruit was almost ready for harvest when he was hit with a bout of laryngitis that left him unable to talk. Despite the doctors orders for bed rest, he went into the orchard early one morning to find all of his mature peach trees had been stolen. He was peachless."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KatWayward
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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