What did the Farmer say when he saw a painting of his pet Llama?
My friend used to work for the forgeries division of INTERPOL with a specialization on the trafficking of fraudulent paintings.
He was an artificial art official.
Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts???
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The competitive painting contest was an abject failure
I went to the museum and saw a painting of a criminal, who claimed his innocence and insisted the police planted evidence.
What did the painting say to the wall?
Why did the painting smell so bad
I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!
Imagine how tired Michelangelo was by the time he had finished painting..
They caught me selling knockoff paintings from the back of my Honda Odyssey, so they impounded my car.
It was really sad to see my Van Gogh.
BONUS-
I head back to the Honda dealership to purchase a truck, but instead I Tacoma Toyota.
I just read in the newspaper: "Painting stolen from art museum found by a set of dustbins."
Those dustbins must be very intelligent.
A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic paintings of the Ford F-150.
While waiting in the lobby of a Chinese restaurant, Don was admiring a painting on the wall of a Chinese sailing vessel and said to his friend Mike: “Isn’t that a great looking ship?” Mike replied:
Painting some fun while I'm stuck in the house!
Do you know what I called the painting when I moved out at 18 years old?
The Decoration of Independence.
-My partner's joke.
I saw a really ugly painting in the museum
turns out, it was a mirror.
My friend was arrested by the cops for spray painting graffiti, and he tried to deny that he did it.
But the writing was on the wall.
I was at the museum and saw a painting of a bowl, with milk and some kind of food inside.
Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?
So they could Scandinavian.
If Harry decided to take up painting now he’s stepped back from the royal family...
...he would be the artist formerly known as Prince.
So the Norwegian Navy is painting their ships with a bar code pattern
So when then come into port, they can Scandanavian
My dad told me to finish his bird painting. He painted the head, torso and legs.
To be honest, I just winged it.
The painting was found guilty . . .
I haven't had much luck dating recently so I decided to start a new hobby; painting money I get from the bank.
Why did the pirate bury a painting of their past relationship, with their treasure?
Do you know how the artist died while painting?
The dog's name is Dali. It was between painting him as Muhammad Dali or the Dali Lama. The latter one won (2018 - 2.8m x 3m)
The Swedish Armada started painting barcodes on the side of their ships.
That way when they are at port they can Scandinavian.
I finally figured out the secret to painting realistic pictures of fish.
You must draw them to scale.
A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Louvre in Paris...
But was captured two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All he could say for himself was “I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried anyway because I had nothing Toulouse!”
What do you call a farmer who sells counterfeit paintings on the side?
What's the coldest place where a painting has been made?
Did you hear about the artist that specializes in painting naked women?
His name is Oliver Klosoff.
Was painting with the Mrs. last night and...
...she told me that we didn't have a color we needed.
So this morning I said "I had a dream last night that I found that color for you, but when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination."
Got a groan from her, mission accomplished.
Why did the hotel manager move his raunchy painting out of his house and into his hotel?
A slumlord prohibits his tenants from painting the doors of their apartments any color other than slate.
He believes there’s nothing like the greyed-out doors.
I was painting and decided to flip the canvas...
It's on the floor right now.
What did the artist say , after painting a picture using the thinnest brush he coud find?
I won the lottery and spent all my winnings on 17th century paintings and classical instruments
The owner of the local painting firm just died on a trek across the antarctic.
Medic said he could have done with a second coat.
I went to the psychiatrist and told her that I was a painting.
She said that I was being framed.
What did the wall say to the painting?
Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?
So they could Scandinavian.
Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?
So they could Scandinavian.
When I was young, I was once arrested by the cops for spray painting graffiti.
I tried to deny it, but the writing was on the wall.
A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic paintings of the Ford F-150.
In my younger days, I was once arrested by the cops for spray painting graffiti.
I tried to deny it, but the writing was on the wall.
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