The Orchestra Puns

A list of puns related to "The Orchestra"

I was asked to play the triangle in our local symphony orchestra! But I quit because . . .

It was just one ting after another.

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👤︎ u/urkdor73
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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Why did the orchestra leave the riot at the Capitol?

Donald Trump said protesting was good, but he wanted no violins

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👤︎ u/im_not_toby_i_swear
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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My kid wanted to join the orchestra. I said "sorry, but you're way too young for that…"

"…it has a lot of sax and violins."

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👤︎ u/PimplupXD
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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I’d never let my children watch the orchestra.

There is too much sax and violins in it

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👤︎ u/NicJ20
📅︎ May 11 2020
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I'd never let my children watch the orchestra

There's too much sax and violins

Edit: Thank you so much for the gold and silver

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👤︎ u/theDwarfed
📅︎ Mar 15 2019
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As an orchestra conductor, I could tell when the entire violin section missed the key with no sharps or flats...

It was A minor error.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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Why did the orchestra loose its tv contract?

Too much violins on tv.

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👤︎ u/slvrdiver
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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The orchestra's performance wad canceled right after the last rehearsal was done.

It was quite disconcerting to everyone.

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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What do you call a snake in charge of the philharmonic orchestra?

A boa conductor.

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👤︎ u/cyphr0st
📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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I donated a camp chair to the orchestra instrument drive.

I heard every symphony has a first chair.

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👤︎ u/centstwo
📅︎ May 11 2019
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Who is the coolest most relaxed member of the orchestra?

The CHILLEST

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👤︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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Why won’t I let my kids watch the orchestra play on TV?

Because There’s too much violin-ce

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👤︎ u/asdaasdad123
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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My uncle quit the orchestra after the conductor complained he was out of tune

He left on a high note

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👤︎ u/everythingisajokeok
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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My Wife told me about the Prague Philharmonic Orchestra, apparently they have good Christmas music

I told her I will Czech them out once December comes

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👤︎ u/Kellythejellyman
📅︎ Nov 09 2018
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What job does the zombie do in an orchestra?

They are the decomposers.

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👤︎ u/Maxokidd
📅︎ Jul 28 2018
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Why was the orchestra rated R?

Because it contained alot of violin

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👤︎ u/ZeonPeonTree
📅︎ Mar 26 2017
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Partly electrocuted on stage, her diminished muscle control meant the orchestra had to figure some things out for themselves. What was she?

A semiconductor

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👤︎ u/johnabbe
📅︎ Mar 02 2016
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Why’d the criminal turn his back on the orchestra?

He didn’t want to face the music

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👤︎ u/hutimuti
📅︎ Mar 17 2018
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In an orchestra where does the oboe sit?

Three spots behind the elbow!

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👤︎ u/Von_Nettesheim
📅︎ Apr 28 2017
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What's the most sensitive part of an orchestra?

The pianist.

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👤︎ u/cornbread_curfew
📅︎ May 27 2016
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What happened to the boy that cut the orchestra in half?

He became a grounded semiconductor.

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👤︎ u/Obknaxious
📅︎ Nov 03 2016
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The wife showed me a video of C3PO as the conductor of an orchestra.

Me: This is going really well. I guess you could you could say he's a superconductor.

Wife: Go sit in the corner!

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👤︎ u/Wherearemylegs
📅︎ Dec 20 2015
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I’ll never let my children watch the orchestra

There’s way too much sax and violins

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👤︎ u/buttholepretzel
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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I'd never let my children watch the orchestra.

There's too much sax and violins.

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👤︎ u/skylly100
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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I'm never gonna let my kids watch the orchestra.

There's just too much sax and violins.

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👤︎ u/PimplupXD
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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