What word begins with the letter βEβ and ends with the letter βEβ and only has one letter in between?
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︎ Jun 22 2022
I went to the zoo today and they only had one animal
Just a dog in a cage. It was a Shih tzu
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︎ Aug 12 2022
Bob volunteered to paint the local church. Unfortunately he only bought one can of paint. To make it last, he kept adding water to it and it looked progressively worse. The pastor came to inspect and said:
"Bob, repaint and thin no more!"
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︎ Jul 14 2022
Apparently the cast of The Fast and The Furious movies only eat at one restaurant while filming.
Olive Garden, was when youβre there, youβre family.
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︎ Jul 30 2022
Why did the Frenchman decide to have only one egg with breakfast?
Because one egg was un oeuf
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︎ Jul 01 2022
There's only one word in the English language that starts with U and ends with E.
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︎ Mar 24 2022
Why did only one quarter of the Norwegian sailors rush to action?
The heard all hans on deck
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︎ Aug 02 2022
Did you hear the one about the king who was only 12 inches tall?
He made an awful king, but a great ruler.
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︎ May 27 2022
Iβve just been to put air in my tyres, couldnβt believe the price, it cost me a full one pound, I remember the days when it was only 20 pence.
Thatβs inflation for you I guess.
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︎ May 02 2022
I was the only one to forget to bring sunscreen to the beach.
And everyone else just kept rubbing it in
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︎ May 25 2022
I asked my wife if I was the only one sheβd been with
She said absolutely! All the others were nines and tens
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︎ Apr 16 2022
The dentist offered to give me dentures for only one dollar.
I thought it was a good deal, but now I have buck teeth.
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︎ Jun 04 2022
A couple years ago I had the worst luck and all four of my tires had to be replaced. This past year Iβve only had to replace one.
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︎ Apr 18 2022
Use the letters from βnew doorβ and make another word. Itβs only one word.
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︎ Jun 03 2022
We only have one whisk at the restaurant I work at.
I asked my boss if that was because it was considered a limited whisk investment...
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︎ Apr 17 2022
I asked my girlfriend if I was the only one she's been with
She said yes. All others were either 9's or 10's.
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︎ Apr 06 2022
Not only do I have a tag with my contact details on the outside of my suitcase, I also have one on the inside.
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︎ May 07 2022
I only have one thing to say to people who don't like the police
Don't stand so close to me
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︎ Feb 09 2022
My son got into the car after soccer practice and said "I have two of everything for soccer, two cleats, two socks, two shin guards, but I only have one ball."
So I said "thats too bad buddy, what happened? You had two when you were born."
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︎ May 13 2022
Why did the serial killer always target people with only one foot?
He was lack-toes intolerant.
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︎ Apr 03 2022
I took the family out to the San Diego zoo last weekend. They only had one dog.
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︎ Apr 24 2022
I asked my wife if I was the only one sheβd been with.
While she did say yes, she did also say all the others had been at least 7s or 8s.
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︎ Apr 08 2022
Iβve lived all over the country but only ever in one state. Which one is it, you ask?
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︎ Mar 15 2022
I once knew a pair of twins who looked almost exactly alike, the only difference between them was that one was missing an eye.
I guess they were dentical twins
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︎ Jan 08 2022
Since the sense of taste and smell are so closely related and a dogsβs sense of smell is something like 100,000 times more acute than ours I can only come to one conclusionβ¦
Rabbit poop must be delicious.
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︎ Apr 08 2022
Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because in French, one egg is "un Εuf"
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︎ Apr 13 2022
Anyone hear of the Linkin Park cover band from India? They only had one hit single....
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︎ Dec 27 2021
The one and only acceptable way of advertising
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︎ Jun 25 2021
Eric Cartman titan. I feel like this is only for a certain demographic. Thankfully it's the most common one on reddit.
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︎ Jan 20 2022
^(idk if this counts or not.. This was told to me by a customer) "For 50 years of being married, me and the lady only had ONE fight...
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︎ Jan 09 2022
As the doctor cauterized my vasectomy incision, only one thought filled my head:
I smell delicious!
(This is a quote from me on the surgery table. Valium may have been involved.)
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︎ Jan 06 2022
my grandfather said this today on the dinner table and i was the only one that found it hilarious for no reason at all
G : what type of apples grow on trees ?
my dumbass : idk red and green ?
G : all of them do
wheezes
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︎ Apr 30 2021
After the explosion in the cheese shop, which cheese was the only one left?
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︎ Dec 21 2021
The one, the only, Groucho!
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︎ Oct 28 2021
The local prison only does electrocutions one day a week.
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︎ Aug 13 2021
My six year old is the only one in his class who doesnβt believe in Santa.
Heβs a rebel without a Claus.
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︎ Jul 31 2021
I went to a zoo the other day. It only had one animal. The animal was a dog.
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︎ Jul 01 2022
We went to a zoo the other day with only one animal in it.
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︎ May 21 2022
I asked my wife if I was the only one sheβd been with
She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.
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︎ May 24 2022
I asked my wife if Iβm the only one sheβs been with and she said yes
β¦ all the others were nines and tens
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︎ May 20 2022
I asked my wife if I was the only one sheβd been with.
She said yes, all the others had been nines and tens.
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︎ Apr 05 2022
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it.
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︎ Apr 13 2022
I asked my wife if I was the only one she has been with.
She said, βyes, the otherβs were nines and tens.β
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︎ Nov 25 2021
I asked my wife if I was the only one sheβd been with.
She said yes, all the others had been nines and tens.
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︎ Apr 06 2022
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal in it a dog.
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︎ Jan 26 2022
I went to the Zoo yesterday & they only had one animal
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︎ Feb 11 2022
I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with.
She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.
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︎ Jul 10 2021
I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with.
She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.
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︎ May 18 2021
My wife asked me if she's the only one I've been with.
I said yes. The others were all nines and tens.
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︎ Jun 30 2020
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