Our oldest has been obsessed with the new God of War. When he got home from school, I said "did you hear that they have two more games planned?"
His face lit up and he asked "really?"
"Yeah, the follow-ups to Ragnarok: Ragnapaper and Ragnascissors."
He is currently not speaking to me.
Why do obsessive people dislike the term “OCD”
Because, alphabetically, it should be “CDO”
My girlfriend said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkeys. I thought she must be joking.
but then I saw her face…..
Did you hear about the arsonist who’s obsessed with the Greek alphabet?
As a teenager in the 90’s I had an unhealthy obsession with Posh Spice
It cost my parents a fortune in Saffron.
My ex girlfriend from college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder..what she’s up to now.
My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor. 🥺
More on this after the break.
When I was in math class in school, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.
Later I realized it’s ..just a phase.
Everyone was obsessed with the lion with good hair
I’d say he was the mane event
My dad is obsessed with The Beatles and is missing just one of their songs from his record collection.
Who is the most obsessive person in the office?
My girlfriend left me because I became too obsessed with the metric system.
I should have seen it coming from a kilometer away.
Did you hear about the man who was obsessed with magic mushrooms?
He was known as the fun guy … 🍄
My wife announced that she is leaving me because of my obsession with the 70's band The Monkees.
At first I thought she was joking.
'And then I saw her face.'
My wife told me she can't stand my obsession with 'Wham!' and she's leaving me, first thing in the morning.
I said "Wake me up before you go go?"
My wife said she was leaving me, because of my obsession with the Thesaurus
I said "No wait, I can change, swap, exchange or switch.
I'm obsessed with owning everything The Beatles recorded.
I had a cousin who was obsessed with the English language.
He attended rallies and protests in support of spelling, punctuation, and capitalization. His other big interest was computers, specifically writing code for them.
I guess you could say he was a pro-grammar programmer.
I've been obsessively watching music videos by The Smiths.
The Morrisey, the more I like!
My best friend gave me this today because I'm obsessed with pigs & it is the best card I've ever gotten.
reddit.com/gallery/lkaalp
What do you call a bovine that lives in the moment?
Now cow.
What about one obsessed with the stock market?
Dow cow.
Finally, what about an exciteable one?
Wow! Cow!
I just can’t seem to get along with people who obsess over and think about laundry all the time….
They’re just so clothes-minded.
I finally went to the doctor to cure my obsession with SpongeBob.
They put me in the squid ward.
What did people say about the guy who was obsessed with monorails?
"He's got a one track mind."
At the therapist’s office, I asked my wife, “You are going to bring up my obsession with predicting the future, won’t you?”
Did you hear about the baker who was obsessed with his bread?
He kneaded it all the time.
What do you call a man obsessed with the moon?
My kids recently been super obsessed with the moon and my wife is starting to get worried.
I told her not to worry, it’s only a phase.
My friend is obsessed with taking selfies in the shower, but they always turn out blurry
He has selfie steam issues
(Stolen from Siri but I though it should go here)
On the way to the therapist, I told my wife, “You are going to bring up my obsession with predicting the future, aren’t you?”
She said, “Yeah.”
I said, “I knew it!”
My friend Earl has a wife that is a bit obsessive about finding the total number of things in her everyday life...
Unfortunately, my wife left me recently because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face...
(Adapted from a youtube comment)
My dad is obsessed with Wonder Woman, Catwoman and the Black Widow.
I think he's a heroine addict.
As a child, I was obsessed with the difference between sines and cosines.
As an adult, I realized it was just a phase.
The person who discovered Pi was divorced by his wife Edith because of his obsession with math.
Goes to show that you can’t have your Pi and Edith too.
What do you say when your wife is so envious of your peanut butter obsession she wants to put it on herself in the bedroom?
Some people love cats, other people hate them. The pope is obsessed with them....
When I was young, I was obsessed with the difference between a sine and a cosine.
Later, I realized it was just a phase.
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she is up to now.
My girlfriend from college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I sometimes wonder what she is up to now.
When my kids were young, they were obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine…
As they got older, I realized it was just a phase…
When I was younger, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.
As I got older, I realized it was just a phase.
My wife is kicking me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a TV News anchor.
More on that after the break.
My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
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