The Nook Puns

A list of puns related to "The Nook"

What's the difference between a stolen miniature diorama for your personal library and an incredibly surprising but cliched erotic fantasy about Peregrin of the shire?

One is a shelf insert book nook for fiction fans that you took and the other is a self-insert fan fiction took book that got you shook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketsocks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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A robber and a babysitter fall into a crevice.

There’s a crook and nanny in the nook and cranny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Don't leave me hanging

Was rock climbing at the gym with my brother yesterday and we saw a girl struggling to make a move. Her friend yelled for her to put her left foot into the nook by her knee, and I suggested that she put her right foot into the Kindle. Nothing but bewildered looks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Norsbane
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2015
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Grandad strikes back

I was searching round the highstreet looking everywhere to try and buy a Nook E-Reader. Looked for ages.

After an hour, we give up. My grandad says "Well I guess we searched every Nook and cranny!" with a huge smile on his face.

Uuurghhhg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrRagingMammoth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2013
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