When my son refused to take a nap, the police got involved!

Understandable, since he was resisting a rest!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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β€œIs this the Spanish word for β€˜nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.

β€œSi, estΓ‘.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SDM0102
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Did you hear about the three year old arrested for refusing to take a nap?

He was resisting a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seausi
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Why was the child arrest for not taking a nap?

He was guilty of resisting a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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If a child is refusing to take their nap or go to bed... can I call the cops on them?

Technically they are resisting a rest!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvilWebMistress
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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What is the full form of NAP?

Sleep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadNigga
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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I tried to take a cat-nap the other day but...

I feel off the back of the couch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZippyDaFish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Frequent nap taking slows the aging process.

Especially if you take them when you are driving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/millre01
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Ever hear the story about the invention of the nap?

Somebody fell asleep during the day, and the rest is history

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waq_will
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Did you hear abou the guy thrown in prison for refusing to take a nap?

He was resisting a rest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fisteves
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Why did the Michelin Man take a nap?

He was tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hegemon_Alexander
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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What happens when you take a nap by the ocean?

You wake up with Resting Beach Face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustdashgaming
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2016
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I was eating ribs at a BBQ restaurant, and the waiter asked me, β€œ Sir, do you need a Wet-Nap?”

I said, β€œNo thanks. I already took one this afternoon.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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Ever since our son was born, it's been the same routine every morning. First the crying, then a breastfeeding, followed by a nap…

It's the only way I can cope…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2017
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The perfect length of time for a nap is 32 minutes.

I've done some pretty exhaustive research on this.

Courtesy of my Dad this Thanksgiving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daphodil
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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The Police Showed Up When My Son Refused to Take a Nap

They charged him with resisting a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Why did the trees take a nap?

For rest.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I had to call the cops on my son for refusing to take a nap.

He resisted a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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My son didn't want to take a nap, so I had to call the police because he was resisting a rest.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bomber_Max
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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The baby doesn't want his nap.

He's resisting a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RenaKunisaki
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2014
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