There's a new musical out called "The Mystery of Tide Pods"
Apparently it's a Soap Opera.
The detective thought he found the key to solving the baker mystery.
Turns out it was just a bread herring.
Whatโs the most effective way to write a murder mystery?
Bullet points
When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?
Scooby Do
What did Scooby say when the Mystery Van hit a pothole?
Rut Road
Why did the detective fail to solve the mystery?
He hasnโt got a clue.
The current whereabouts of NK dictator still an Kim Jong-Unsolved mystery
When asked to comment, officials stated that the investigation was still Kim Yo-Jongoing.
Have you heard about the mystery writer who was a Chubby Checker Fan?
All of his stories had Twist endings.
Big mystery at the police station, someone stole all the toilets
Now they have nothing to go on.
I solved the mystery of the open luggage!
Case closed.
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
What Disney character solved the most mysteries?
Quasimodo. He always had a hunch.
I was watching Mysteries at the Museum with my 8-year old daughter when they showed the quills used to write the Declaration of Independence, Constitution & Bill or Rights.
My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."
I've never been so proud.
Iโm reading a murder mystery in braille, the tension is palpable.
Scooby Doo and the Mystery Inc. are clearly from Colombia
They make it very clear in every episode that theyโre Medellรญn kids.
I was reading a book about the mystery of anti-gravity
I couldn't put it down!
The Mystery Machine
It's a van.
Mystery solved.
Was hoping someone would seize the opportunity, Mystery Dad pulls through
The Mystery of the missing bathroom fittings
- sitting round at dinner table, talking about our bathroom which we are having redone*
- Dad: I've got a good joke about bathroom fittings
- Me: sigh okay then...
- Dad: Did you hear about that mansion that was robbed last week? The burglars took all the jewlery, all the valuables.......and they also took all the bathroom fittings, so the police had nothing to go on!
- Sister: Really? sigh
- Dad: *bursts out laughing for a good 20 seconds
