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The Mysteries Puns

A list of puns related to "The Mysteries"

There's a new musical out called "The Mystery of Tide Pods"

Apparently it's a Soap Opera.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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The detective thought he found the key to solving the baker mystery.

Turns out it was just a bread herring.

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👤︎ u/Vilateral
📅︎ Feb 17 2021
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What’s the most effective way to write a murder mystery?

Bullet points

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👤︎ u/LordCinko
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?

Scooby Do

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👤︎ u/1jet007
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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What did Scooby say when the Mystery Van hit a pothole?

Rut Road

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👤︎ u/asiers
📅︎ Oct 04 2020
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Why did the detective fail to solve the mystery?

He hasn’t got a clue.

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👤︎ u/NormallyWierd
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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The current whereabouts of NK dictator still an Kim Jong-Unsolved mystery

When asked to comment, officials stated that the investigation was still Kim Yo-Jongoing.

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👤︎ u/unhertz
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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Have you heard about the mystery writer who was a Chubby Checker Fan?

All of his stories had Twist endings.

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👤︎ u/sharksandwich70
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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Big mystery at the police station, someone stole all the toilets

Now they have nothing to go on.

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👤︎ u/ventanaman
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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I solved the mystery of the open luggage!

Case closed.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.

I handed her the dictionary.

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👤︎ u/chuin_masterofsinanj
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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Last Mystery Pun For the Week, Enjoy.
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👤︎ u/FLUXXIX
📅︎ May 09 2019
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What Disney character solved the most mysteries?

Quasimodo. He always had a hunch.

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👤︎ u/djeezuskryste
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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I was watching Mysteries at the Museum with my 8-year old daughter when they showed the quills used to write the Declaration of Independence, Constitution & Bill or Rights.

My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."

I've never been so proud.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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I’m reading a murder mystery in braille, the tension is palpable.
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👤︎ u/Mindweird
📅︎ Jun 16 2018
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Scooby Doo and the Mystery Inc. are clearly from Colombia

They make it very clear in every episode that they’re Medellín kids.

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👤︎ u/ToroZuzuX
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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I was reading a book about the mystery of anti-gravity

I couldn't put it down!

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👤︎ u/RishDaBoss
📅︎ Dec 24 2017
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The Mystery Machine

It's a van.

Mystery solved.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Oct 29 2017
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Was hoping someone would seize the opportunity, Mystery Dad pulls through
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👤︎ u/japooki
📅︎ Oct 27 2013
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The Mystery of the missing bathroom fittings
  • sitting round at dinner table, talking about our bathroom which we are having redone*
  • Dad: I've got a good joke about bathroom fittings
  • Me: sigh okay then...
  • Dad: Did you hear about that mansion that was robbed last week? The burglars took all the jewlery, all the valuables.......and they also took all the bathroom fittings, so the police had nothing to go on!
  • Sister: Really? sigh
  • Dad: *bursts out laughing for a good 20 seconds
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👤︎ u/RobTheN00b
📅︎ Jul 23 2014
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