Eating and texting could be a dangerous combination.

This happened during lunch hour while I was texting a friend. The conversation was boring and mundane until:

She: R U having a girlfriend?

Me: No, I am not having a girlfriend. I am having chicken.

She: Umm...Where did chicken come from????

Me: Egg. Chicken came from egg!

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👤︎ u/dave_evad
📅︎ May 21 2016
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Dad joked in email from co-worker

Three of us are discussing a mundane topic through group email at work. I reply to one co-worker's comment and she writes back to the other guy in the chain " Troy, can you please weigh in"? A few minutes later, his response comes through : " Yes, last time I checked, I weighed in at about 198 or 200, but it tends to fluctuate. Hope this helps. "

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👤︎ u/dirtdogg05
📅︎ Jun 25 2014
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