I've had the most emotional cake day ever

It was in tiers

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DamnRedhead
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I’ve just been voted the most secretive person in the whole world

I can’t tell you how much this means to me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06 2021
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Guys! I came up with the most offensive joke ever!

[removed]

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HeHeHaHaHaHyena
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13 2021
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I have finale cracked the most difficult problem. I now know all the digits of pi.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abybaddi009
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22 2021
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Which female rapper likes honey the most?

Cardi Bee

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2021
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Whats the most popular game in North Korea?

Kim-Jong-Uno!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/greywind721
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2021
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What's the most common word that only contains one letter?

Envelope

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01 2021
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What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?

Oops!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14 2021
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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Most think it's the R.

But really it's the C

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/personofnointrest
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2021
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What is the most common outfit for lawyers to wear ?

A lawsuit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ironwarrior404
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09 2021
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Who are the most infectious type of people?

The GERMans

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ConanHuynh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05 2021
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What's the most positive thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wessdude79
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09 2021
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Most of the attractive, single women I meet, are divorced...

From reality.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2021
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Today is the Ides of March, when Caesar was famously assassinated. But what most people don't know is that he wasn't stabbed, but poisoned, by Hemlock leaves in his salad - hence the name "Caesar's Salad." When Brutus asked how many Hemlock leaves Caesar ingested, Caesar said:

Ate two, Brute.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15 2021
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What's the most dominant tool in math?

The ruler.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/qarasaq
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21 2021
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What’s the most relaxed number?

A chillion.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Mr-Pixel-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14 2021
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what book has the most holes?

the bible. it’s the holiest book.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/m_a_g_n_u_m
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2021
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You’ll do a lot of dumb things in your youth, son, and that’s okay, because most of the consequences won’t follow you into adulthood. But you know what will always come back to haunt you?

A ghost boomerang

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chrisoatkins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15 2021
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You know the animal that kills the most people in the world?

The Hepatitis Bee

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beej2000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03 2021
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What was the most popular fabric of 2020?

Damask

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gwranger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05 2021
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What is the world's greatest and most unsuspecting salad dressing?

A Cheeseburger

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thoughts-persist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09 2021
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Three of the Teletubbies went shopping at the most expensive department store in town.

The fourth couldn’t afford to because she was Po.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08 2021
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Who is the most selfless singer there is?

Cher.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Saosin713
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13 2021
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What is the most crunk place to go to the washroom?

The Lil Jon

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Burritoman_209
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10 2021
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What Canadian province has the most brass instruments?

Many Tuba.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/glowing-fishSCL
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04 2021
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What is the most important part of a Daylight Saving Time bill?

The sunset provision.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The-Judge1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10 2021
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I saw one of the world's most accomplished cows earlier today.....

She was outstanding in her field.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HumanBotdotnotabot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2021
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What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?

Eau de colon.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CheeHL
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04 2021
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What is the most victorious season?

(My 11 year old daughter thought of this)

Winter

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bruce_Wang007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27 2021
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What style of music ocean creatures like the most?

Aquapella

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hurtkopain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04 2021
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Buying vacuums has to be the most confusing thing ever....

You buy the one that sucks the most

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ball_hawk15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2021
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What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?

Amerkin.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlwaysTheAsshole1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2021
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Who is the most popular celebrity in Scandinavia?

Harrison Fjord.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lazarusrex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2021
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What game console do the French play the most?

Oui.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eteyetwyeywtyw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2021
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My wife and I had this weird argument as to which vowel is the most important.

I think I won.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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Who's the most technologically advanced rodent?

Elon Muskrat.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2021
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Which is the music instrument that Samurai Jack despises the most?

The Akustic Guitar.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xoriatis71
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20 2021
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Did you hear about the most recent Vietnamese automobile?

It was Nguyen improved.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Katyusha-Soviet_Loli
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2021
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what's the most well-known cake in social media?

pound cake

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/de_Deus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27 2021
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Which side of a dog has the most hair/fur?

The outside

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpecOpsAlpha
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21 2021
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Do you guys know what the most popular car in South Boston is?

A Wicked Smart car

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/souphead420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2021
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Who was the most flatulent Pharaoh in all of old Egypt?

King Tootsarecommon.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EatVeggiesHailSatan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14 2021
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Which letter has the most water in it?

The C.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Low_Acanthisitta6716
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22 2021
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