I've had the most emotional cake day ever

It was in tiers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamnRedhead
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I’ve just been voted the most secretive person in the whole world

I can’t tell you how much this means to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Guys! I came up with the most offensive joke ever!

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeHeHaHaHaHyena
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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I have finale cracked the most difficult problem. I now know all the digits of pi.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abybaddi009
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Which female rapper likes honey the most?

Cardi Bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Whats the most popular game in North Korea?

Kim-Jong-Uno!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greywind721
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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What's the most common word that only contains one letter?

Envelope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?

Oops!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Most think it's the R.

But really it's the C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/personofnointrest
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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What is the most common outfit for lawyers to wear ?

A lawsuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ironwarrior404
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Who are the most infectious type of people?

The GERMans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConanHuynh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What's the most positive thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wessdude79
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Most of the attractive, single women I meet, are divorced...

From reality.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Today is the Ides of March, when Caesar was famously assassinated. But what most people don't know is that he wasn't stabbed, but poisoned, by Hemlock leaves in his salad - hence the name "Caesar's Salad." When Brutus asked how many Hemlock leaves Caesar ingested, Caesar said:

Ate two, Brute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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What's the most dominant tool in math?

The ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qarasaq
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What’s the most relaxed number?

A chillion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Mr-Pixel-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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what book has the most holes?

the bible. it’s the holiest book.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m_a_g_n_u_m
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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You’ll do a lot of dumb things in your youth, son, and that’s okay, because most of the consequences won’t follow you into adulthood. But you know what will always come back to haunt you?

A ghost boomerang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisoatkins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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You know the animal that kills the most people in the world?

The Hepatitis Bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What was the most popular fabric of 2020?

Damask

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gwranger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What is the world's greatest and most unsuspecting salad dressing?

A Cheeseburger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thoughts-persist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Three of the Teletubbies went shopping at the most expensive department store in town.

The fourth couldn’t afford to because she was Po.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Who is the most selfless singer there is?

Cher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saosin713
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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What is the most crunk place to go to the washroom?

The Lil Jon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burritoman_209
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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What Canadian province has the most brass instruments?

Many Tuba.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowing-fishSCL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What is the most important part of a Daylight Saving Time bill?

The sunset provision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Judge1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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I saw one of the world's most accomplished cows earlier today.....

She was outstanding in her field.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?

Eau de colon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeHL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What is the most victorious season?

(My 11 year old daughter thought of this)

Winter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bruce_Wang007
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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What style of music ocean creatures like the most?

Aquapella

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hurtkopain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Buying vacuums has to be the most confusing thing ever....

You buy the one that sucks the most

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball_hawk15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?

Amerkin.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Who is the most popular celebrity in Scandinavia?

Harrison Fjord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazarusrex
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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What game console do the French play the most?

Oui.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eteyetwyeywtyw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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My wife and I had this weird argument as to which vowel is the most important.

I think I won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Who's the most technologically advanced rodent?

Elon Muskrat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Which is the music instrument that Samurai Jack despises the most?

The Akustic Guitar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xoriatis71
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Did you hear about the most recent Vietnamese automobile?

It was Nguyen improved.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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what's the most well-known cake in social media?

pound cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/de_Deus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Which side of a dog has the most hair/fur?

The outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpecOpsAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Do you guys know what the most popular car in South Boston is?

A Wicked Smart car

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πŸ‘€︎ u/souphead420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Who was the most flatulent Pharaoh in all of old Egypt?

King Tootsarecommon.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Which letter has the most water in it?

The C.

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