A list of puns related to "The Morgue"
He re-Poe-ed them.
Yes, of corpse!
They give you the coroner office.
He says it’s a dead end job.
It was dead.
People are just dying to get in.
She had such sloughed hands
It's a place where you can crack open a cold one with the boys.
People are dying to get in there. I would go, but I don't have the spine. I'll probably just end up feeling bonely.
They must be right, as everybody is dying to get there.
He fell asleep on the clock and got fired.
His specialty was the dead lift.
There once was a greedy ore mining magnate who wished that everything he touched would turn into iron. He was careful to always wear gloves except when making huge loads of ore, except for one day when a mosquito landed on his knee. Not thinking, the magnate slapped his leg with his exposed hand. His knee immediately became metallic and the sudden change to his blood pressure caused almost instantaneous death.
Later in the morgue the Coroner noted that it was a classic example of situational iron knee.
...and my job at the morgue.
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