I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I havenβt looked back since.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
My wife asked me, βDid you fog up the bathroom mirror again?β
I said, βI donβt see myself doing that.β
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︎ May 22 2020
I put on a blindfold to see what I would look like in the mirror.
To be honest, I just don't see myself wearing it.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
After years of obstructing my view, I ripped off the rearview mirrors on my car.
Since then, I haven't looked back.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
The best way to buy a mirror...
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Which cheese talks to itself in the mirror?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
The evil queens mirror as been stolen.
Police are looking in to it.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Before work I look in the mirror...
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I looked in the mirror and realized how hot I've become
I have to stop wearing hoodies on summer.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
a llama walked up to a mirror and immediately started ejecting saliva all over the place
it was his spitting image
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︎ Sep 18 2020
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
This morning, after a long night of binging, I got out of bed and looked in the mirror. I saw my haggard, worn-out body and overcome with emotion I realised that for the sake of my family I had to quit cold turkey.
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︎ Jul 07 2020
I was looking in the mirror today.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
The #1 item pickpocketed during last months protests were mirrors
This doesn't reflect well on the protestors
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︎ Jul 03 2020
The cheese looked into the mirror and said...
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︎ May 09 2020
The mirrors I ordered for my motorcycle finally came in
I told the guy at the parts desk, thanks I'm looking forward to looking behind me.
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︎ May 22 2020
I bought the wife a mirror today...
That'll show her who's boss...
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︎ Jan 17 2020
People who hate how they look in the mirror are seeing their own reflect-shun
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,
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︎ Nov 23 2019
The robbers took everything from my house, but Iβm most upset they took my mirror
I canβt see myself without it!
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︎ Aug 20 2019
I recently adjusted the angle of the mirror in my bathroom
It has given me a new perspective
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︎ Oct 21 2019
What does a window see when it looks in the mirror?
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︎ Aug 24 2019
I walked into a house of mirrors the other day.
I said, "Hey, this is a great place for reflection! Haha!"
No one laughed though. So I said, "Well I guess I'll see myself out."
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︎ Apr 24 2019
The only job I can really see myself doing is hanging mirrors.
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︎ Oct 06 2018
I found a great mirror behind the counter at a mirror store
I could really see myself buying it
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︎ Dec 08 2018
I went to the mirror shop to buy a new mirror.
I walked in and said βOi, you big, fat, ugly, bald loser! I want to buy a new mirror!β
The salesman said βIβm over here, sir.β
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︎ Aug 22 2019
When I was a teenager I really wanted to work at the mirror factory, it was a job I could see myself doing.
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︎ Jun 17 2019
Its a pane in the glass to work at a window factory, I can see right through their flaws. Mirrors, however, is something I can really see myself doing.
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︎ Jun 07 2018
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︎ Jan 03 2019
I looked in the mirror this morning and realized I get better looking every day
Becasue there's no way I can get any uglier
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︎ May 12 2019
My wife asked me why I put the body mirror on the wrong side of the door and the reason was obvious.
π︎ 3
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︎ Jun 05 2019
I decided to live more dangerously, so I took the rear-view mirror out of my car.
I've made my decision and there is no looking back.
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︎ Mar 23 2019
My renovator ask me if he can remove the mirrors in my living-room.
I asked him to wait, I need to reflect...
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︎ Feb 03 2019
Someone was selling a mirror on Craigslist and the ad said βNever Used.β
How did they know it was a mirror?
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︎ Mar 02 2019
What did the mirror say after falling off the wall?
On reflection that was a bad idea.
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︎ Mar 25 2019
What does a vain woodworker with a lisp say to the mirror each morning?
I am in love with my shelf.
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︎ Mar 28 2019
So, I finally met the inventor of the Rear View Mirror
I said to him "since creating this invention how has it changed your life?".
He said to me, "funny you say that, after I invented it I've never looked back".
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︎ Jun 16 2018
I removed the rear view mirror from my car last week.
Haven't looked back since.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
π︎ 3
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︎ Sep 02 2020
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
π︎ 6
π
︎ Jul 15 2020
What does the cheese say when it looks in the mirror?
π︎ 2
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︎ Jun 26 2020
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I havenβt looked back since.
π︎ 6k
π
︎ Nov 27 2018
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
π︎ 2
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︎ Apr 15 2020
I took the rear view mirror out of my car
i haven't looked back since
π︎ 63
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︎ Nov 21 2019
What did the Cheese say when he saw himself in the Mirror?
π︎ 2
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︎ Jun 27 2019
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
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︎ Mar 11 2019
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
π︎ 8
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︎ Nov 22 2018
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
π︎ 6
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︎ Sep 08 2018
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