The Mill Puns

You're cutting against the grain.

It's called He Who Smelt it Dealt it

Hi, I am a big fan.

He replies, "Arkansas".

but my co-workers did not like me. They said I smelt badly.

Not me but still worthy

http://imgur.com/xJ3dbQF

It's steel running

i'll call it "Puppies by the Pound"

"What's the difference? Does it have a licence to mill?" It's an awful joke, but live and let rye.

I'm sitting in a conference room with a couple of team members. When people for the next meeting start milling about outside the conference room, some people get antsy and start peering into the room through the window when it's almost time to vacate the conference room.

I just joked that it's a new form of peer pressure!

laying in my with my girlfriend, phone alarm goes off, hit snooze, we wake up gradually anyways, start milling about the room, snooze goes off

GF: Who's calling?

pick up phone, put it to my ear

Me: Hello, alarm? Yes, this is James. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS CALL ME EVERY MORNING?!?!?

My mom and I are working at a mill shutdown as safety watch while the roughnecks do maintenence on the mill.

The job situation is pretty variable, and you can get assigned to safety watch just about anything. I got picked for elevator detail.

I was talking to my mom and some other co workers at break, and someone asked me how elevator duty was. My mom chipped in with

"It had its ups and downs."

And then she said it all day long.