A list of puns related to "The Mechanic"
He woke up oily in the morning
Luckily, I managed to escape her clutches.
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"
That was uplifting news
TunerFish! My son came up with that one yesterday, future smart ass dad in training.
He ordered vanilla ice cream and gobbles it down before going back to the mechanic.
Mechanic: It looks like you blew a seal.
Penguin: Ah no that’s just ice cream.
Overall.
He said he could stop any time he wants.
I’d love to say they did a good job, but it feels like it’s really braking.
It looked exhausting
Hear about the mute bicycle mechanic?
He picked up a wheel and spoke 😂
My father has been working as an elevator mechanic most of his life. Whenever people ask him how work is going he says "It has its ups and downs" Hes been making this joke for 27 years
He nuts and bolts
You know, just some idle banter.
An ottoman
He was tireless.
Bad strut.
Beep repaired!
He didn't have the right gear!
Brother: It would be crazy if they didn't label keys by their owner's car. How would they know which key belonged to which car?
Dad: It would be anarchy.
I was telling my dad about how we just got our car back from being fixed at our local mechanic and had a pretty disappointing experience. I had to call back several times only to find that there would be further delays (5 days total) until the car was repaired and after 'cleaning' the car and they left grease marks everywhere - including all over the windows, on the steering wheel and door handles.
My dad cut in with "at least you could slip through the traffic easily".
Their Ten-Gear anniversary.
He drove semi for UPS for 32 years until he retired. He used to tell people he was a "semi professional driver"
eye roll
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