Math puns are the first sine of madness
With so much madness in the world today, I'm trying hard to Compose myself...
But I'm going to need a minuet to get a Handel on things, so please Holst on. There's no Haydn from reality, even if I can't stanza much more. I'm guessing the current madness originated in Britten - possibly during the Brahms age. Alas, I'm so Bizet writing my Chopin Liszt I will have to get Bach to you later when I'm Abel to compose my thoughts on how to overcome. GRRRRR.... I keep forgetting to purchase rainbow Schubert and must write that down. I also have to fix my microwave which Baroque earlier today when my son tried to Satie some vegetables. I do wish he would've refrained. Oh, I still have to go to the Barber as well. But, I digress... Once the madness calms down I hope y'all can Ravel in the moment. If you don't understand it, though, that's okay - it's all Grieg to me and I don't want to cause y'all any additional Strauss.
What's the first sign of madness?
The heavy heavy monster sound.
Math puns are the first sin(madness)
Do you think geologists have an event around this time of the year called Arch Madness?
The world is full of madness
The first sign of madness is hair on the palms of your hand
The second sign of madness is looking for them.
My wife got mad at me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I’m a Believer” by the Monkees. At first, I thought she was kidding.
I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Was Spartacus mad because the Lion ate his wife?
My wife got mad at me when I spilled wine on the window
The mad scientist awoke, thrilled to see his clone right next to him.
He was beside himself with excitement.
Why was the cow mad at the bull
My wife’s really mad at the fact I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right.
The creator of Mad Libs passed away
His friends described him as a round and pulpy man who loved his wife and penguins. He will be deeply pooped.
If you are offended by my dad jokes, don’t get mad and ask me to go to the artificial excavation filled with water.
What do you call it when all the cows the dairy farm go mad?
I was so mad when Walmart ran out of figurines for the Nativity
Now I have to attend manger management
Why was the US mad at Canada for remaining part of the commonwealth?
Because being stuck with the land of the Angles is obtuse
Why was the sniper's girlfriend mad at him?
Because he never misses her.
Why was the skeleton mad at the grave robber?
Because of all the skulduggery
A man had a fetish for touching and hearing, one day his friend got mad and slapped and yelled at the man
He ended up coming to his senses
My wife is constantly changing her name, but gets mad at me when I call her the new name.
Sometimes it's hungry, sometimes it's tired, sometimes it's angry. Please help.
Why were the Italian chefs mad at the dull bananas?
They were not a-ppealing.
My wife got mad at me when I opened the window and yelled "Nice rack!"....
... But that buck must have been a 6 pointer!
The Indianapolis Colts lost again today, and now everyone is mad at Google Maps...
...because any idiot could have told them to take Teddy Bridgewater over Philip Rivers.
I was helping my wife carry the grocery bags inside the house. All of the sudden she gets mad at me and says to carry more stuff.
I mean I would carry more but my hands were tide.
In a freak accident the laboratory sink came to life, made its way to the mad scientist's door and knocked.
I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didn’t draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously
.....and that’s when I drew the line.
My neighbor got mad at me for planting my flowers too close to the fence...
I told them that they were still a few yards away.
I was trying to give away bread for Shabbat, but all the Jews kept getting mad at me.
All I said was there's no challah cost.
My wife is mad at me because I took a shit on the roof...
How can I wipe the slate clean ?
My grandfather is still mad at the Japanese for Pearl Harbor.
I explained to him that it was the Americans who made the movie.
My girlfriend got mad at the amount of bananas I bought
I don't understand why, she asked for a bunch.
Converting the number 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesn’t just make me mad....
My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator.
But now it’s all water under the fridge.
Don’t get mad at the hallway light switch that keeps shocking you
It’s just reminding you of your potential.
I was pretty mad when the air conditioner stopped working...
A flat earther was debating me and got so mad he said "I will walk off the edge of the earth to prove you wrong!!"
He'll come around eventually
My wife is mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction,
So I packed up my stuff and right!
"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction."
"So I packed up my stuff and right!"
My wife is really mad at the fact i have no sence of direction,
So i packed up my stuff and right
My wife is really mad at the fact that i have no sense of direction.
So i packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed my stuff and right
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right
My wife was really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed my bags and right.
I debated with a flat earther once. He got so mad and steamed of saying he would walk of the edge of the earth.
He'll come around eventually.
My family is mad at the fact that I have a really bad sense of direction
So I packed my bags and right.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife was mad at me for kicking ice cubes under the refrigerator,
but now it's just water under the fridge.
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