The Loot Puns

A list of puns related to "The Loot"

Pirates of yore would get a treasure chest off a looted vessel and often hear voices coming from the chest saying "yoo hoo!"

It was the booty calls.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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The looting and rioting going on today is terrible, but if you're a man you shouldn't find it funny.

Because manslaughter is a crime.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ May 30 2020
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Why do Norwegian warships have barcodes on them?

To scan da' navy.

-The Norwegian debate team got robbed! Talk about a Loot-a-Fisk!

-The submarines dont have Lox, the doors are in Grav need of repair, talk about a situation that calls for a fast cure!

-What kind of boat does a Norwegian have tied to back of their car? A Dragon Boat!

-My best friend asked if I would buy his f150 but he warned me that it was Norwegian, and I said that was ok, because im a Fjord truck man.

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👤︎ u/LothricHelpBot
📅︎ Jul 31 2021
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