A list of puns related to "The Little Mermaid (2023 film)"
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
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Disney have just revealed there will be four films for both 2022 and 2023, so i'm gonna have a guess which films they could be (i'm probably going to be wrong but it's fun to speculate, leave your guesses too!)
2022:
FEB- Deadpool 3 (rumors from this week say disney are in the early stages of developing it)
MAY- Black Panther 2 (confirmed)
JULY- Ant-Man and the Wasp sequel (not confirmed by Disney themselves, but reliable sources claim this is the date and that peyton reed is returning to direct. No idea on what it will be called but I quite "Ant-Man, The Wasp and Stature")
OCT- Blade (we know blade is happening and I think October would be perfect because of Halloween etc)
2023:
FEB- Captain Marvel 2
MAY- Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 (makes sense especially as James Gunn said he won't start filming until the suicide squad is released which is in 2021)
JULY- Thunderbolts (this film has been heavily rumoured for some time and if Black Widow and the Falcon and the Winter Soldier both hint at thunderbolts-which many theories and rumors believe so-I think phase 4 will be the tease of thunderbolts with a film happening in phase 5)
NOV- Fantastic 4 (if phase 5 is only going to be 2 years like phase 4 then ending it with fanatastic 4 would be amazing!)
#The Little Mermaid Live!
Premise: ABC's live musical adaptation of The Little Mermaid features Auli'i Cravalho as Ariel, Queen Latifah as Ursula and Shaggy as Sebastian.
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ABC | [N/A] (score guide) | Fantasy, Events & Specials, Music |
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A huge criticism of the little mermaid has been "Well if Ariel can read and write (since she was shown to read the contract and sign it), why not just write eric a note explaining to him what happened and what he has to do. She gets her kiss and wins and stays human."
But theres a very simple explanation for why this neither occurs as well as why it wouldn't have worked.
It's actually specifically said in the movie:
Per Ursula "He's got to kiss you. Not just any kiss. The kiss of TRUE LOVE...."
Writing Eric a note does nothing to further that goal. In fact it could even endanger it, as her telling him she's a mythical creature princess who sang with a voice so beautiful he cant get it out of his head, yet here she stands as a mute human he found washed up on the beach in rags just makes her look...crazy. Eric would be less inclined to kiss her let alone LOVE her which is the real goal.
Shes after Eric's true love kiss. Not just a regular kiss.
Hi everyone! First time poster, long time lurker on here. I have a couple of MA codes for Ralph Breaks The Internet and The Little Mermaid I would like to giveaway before they expire soon.
If you want to win, just comment what movie you would like and what your favorite song is. Iβll be picking winners at around 9:00 pm est tonight.
Good luck!
EDIT: CLOSED! Will be picking winners in the next half hour! Thanks for entering everyone!
EDIT 2: Codes have been given out. I will DEFINITELY do this more often when I have different codes to give away! Thank you all for being so nice! :)
In the Disney film "The Little Mermaid" the main character Ariel states that she is sixteen years old and "not a child" yet she signs a legally binding contract with the Sea Witch to exchange her voice for the opportunity to win her beloved's affection.
Is 16 the age of majority in this case? How do maritime laws impact this as well? Assuming they are in waters beyond any country's jurisdiction, would her possible status as a minor have an impact on that contract legality?
Because Dshells were too big.
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