People began paying the Hawaiian volcano goddess to lie down from time to time
They're calling it a pay lay
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
Every time I lie down on my new bed, all the embarrassing moments from high school come flooding back to me.
I shouldnβt have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
The most rounded up base I've ever seen, not gonna lie
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?
He made a grave mistake.
My 4 year old cousin told me that cows make milk. So naturally I told her the brown cows make chocolate milk. And her jaw hit the floor. I then told her that pink cows make strawberry milk and then she caught me in my lie and said...
No, pigs do that!
What do you call someone who has the ability to pull off a lie in every situation?
A Liability
You know, sometimes, as I lie in bed, looking up into the great night sky, counting each star and watching the moon slowly float by, I think to myself:
"Where the fuck is my roof?"
My motherβs boss spelt this on the sign outside the nearby nursery (not gonna lie I think itβs actually pretty funny)
What did the angry lie say to the truth?
FACT U!
Iβm exhausted! When I get home from work Iβm just gonna lie down and stare at the ceiling.
This eveningβs definitely looking up
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain
To keep each udder dry
Why did the elephant lie down in the river?
Because Tarzan said "damnit".
What did the idealist say when his friend asked him to lie?
I really Kant.
Iβve been having problems sleeping recently. I asked my dad what to do and he told me to lie on the edge of my bed.
Iβd soon drop off.
Why did the mathematician lie adjacent to the hippopotamus?
Cos
Whenever I lie down on my new bed, all the embarrassing moments of my high school days come flooding back to me.
I shouldnβt have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
Every time I lie down on my new bed, all the embarrassing moments from my high school keep flooding back to me.
I shouldnβt have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?
He made a grave mistake.
Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?
He made a grave mistake.
Every time I lie down on my new bed, all the embarrassing moments from high school come flooding back to me.
I shouldnβt have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
Having trouble sleeping? Lie right on the edge of your bed.
You'll soon drop off.
