If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?
What’s the coolest letter?
“B” cause it’s surrounded by A/C.
My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding...
She got mad and said she's never playing scrabble with me again
I was left a package this morning. On the front in big red letters it said, "PLEASE DO NOT BEND"
I thought to myself, how the f**k am I supposed to pick it up?
I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
What letter holds the most water?
C.
(My eight-year-old just told me this and got me.)
What’s the pirate’s favorite letter?
You may think it’s ARGHH but it’s the Sea that he likes.
I had a friend who got paid by the letter to write a phonics manual
To make a little extra cash he wrote a rhotic r on the side
Why couldn't the letter be delivered?
It was written on stationary paper.
I love snails so I painted the letter S all over my car
Now whenever I'm out driving, people point to my car and say: "Look at that S car go."
When I write down the alphabet I never get past the letter "I"
I guess that's where I draw the line.
If you rearrange the letters in post office
Your boss gets really mad.
What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?
What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?
I wrote 7 letters to the Governor yesterday.
What is the worst part about being a letter carrier in the middle ages?
What grade is the letter J in?
Wanna hear a joke about the eleventh letter of the alphabet ?
No? K.
(If they ask why, just say no, that’s a different joke)
Why is the letter T like an island?
Because they are both in the middle of waTer
What do you get if you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”?
Once I was so dehydrated, I couldn’t even remember all the letters in the English alphabet.
I went ABCDEFG and then PQRSTUVWXYZ. I was missing H to O.
I bought myself a Mini Cooper and painted the letter "S" all over it. When I drive around town...
everyone says look at that little "S" car go!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
Don’t really know Y :/ (first post here)
My daughter's teacher gave her a project to write the English alphabet on slips of paper. Unfortunately 25 letter slips got wrinkled on her way to school.
But atleast she has a smoothie
My wife found I was cheating when she saw the letters I was hiding
After that she refuses to play Scrabble with me ever again
Why is the letter G scary?
It turns a Host into a Ghost
Am I the only one who has to spell out the alphabet to find where a letter is
What is the strongest letter in the alphabet?
"P" because even Superman can't hold it forever!!!
Growing up I was only taught 25 letters of the alphabet..
Why did the letter C think letter A and B were racist ?
My twin preschool boys were playing with foam letters in the bathtub.
One happened to put the letter T into a toy stacking cup I was holding. I tried to give it to him but he didn't want it.
So I turned to my other son and said, "Hmm, guess it's not his cup of T".
Neither 3yo got it so I had to tell someone.
What do you call a subreddit exclusively for the letter Q?
A Q-mmunity.
I see the exit door.
Dad: What’s the first letter in “yellow”?
Kid: Y.
Dad: Because I want to know.
Why was the mummy writing a letter to the poltergeist?
Because it had received a ghost card
An open letter to the mods of r/dadjokes:
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the English Alphabet
I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I know all 25 letters of the alphabet....
I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
At first the alphabet only had 25 letters.
Did you know if you rearrange all the letters in the Post Office
In the beginning , alphabet had only 25 letters .
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