A list of puns related to "The Koala"
He wasn’t koalafied!
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
There was one by itself away from the group, i guess he didn’t meet the koalafications
He didn't have the right koalafications
The Eupocalypse.
Because then he'd be re-koala-fied
Because it was dead asleep
It's a koala tea joke.
(Variation of other koala jokes I've heard).
Because they don't meet the koala-ifications
Because they don’t meet the koala ifictations
And went to the koala section and found one koala sitting alone Guess he didnt meet the right koalafications
It turned out to be koala dung left when they hang in the trees at night. When I requested a tea sieve the waiter replied, "The Koala teas of Mercy are never strained".
The koala-tea kind.
Because it lacks the koala-fications.
(technically, this is a 3 year old joke told to me last weekend, not a dad joke).
A man in Australia took a train to the town of Mercy, where he heard there was a coffee shop that served drinks named after Australian animals. When he arrived, he decided to try the Koala Tea. He received his order quickly, which turned out to basically be a cup of hot water filled with whole eucalyptus leaves.
The man asked the barista, "Excuse me, there seems to be a lot of loose leaves in my tea."
The barista replied, "Yes, sir, the Koala Tea of Mercy is not strained."
"I must have forgotten that Trump set the bar so low" he mumbled as he picked himself up and staggered into the bar and grill next to it. Upon seeing him, the bartender said, "hey!" The horse said, "neigh... but I'll take one for the road." The asphalt in the corner said, "thanks horse. Why the big pause?" The horse replied, "oh this is my friend the bear. He was born with big pas." "Yeah," said the bear. "I was adopted by two grizzly fathers. Turns out they weren't koala-fied to give birth to me." "Ugh," said the chicken after seeing how late it is. "I'm late to get to the other side of the road. See ya all later!"
Yeah, turns out they don't meet the koala-fications.
It's the only way I know to have high koala tea.
... "Give me a whiskey and... Koka-Koala"
"why the big pause?" Asks the bartender.
The bear shrugs. "I'm not sure; I was born with them"
The bear's friend, a panda, walks into the bar. He eats a sandwich, shoots a gun and leaves.
"He always eats, shoots and leaves when he comes to my bar! I still don't know why!" The bartender exclaims.
This is fairly long.
My adult son is autistic, him and a friend are going to Naka-Kon this year as they both enjoy Anime.
The wife and I were talking to our son about it.
Wife: Are you going to wear a costume?
Son: No, we are just going to go and check everything out.
Me: You should wear a koala bear suit and take your resume with you.
Son: Why would I do that?
Me: So you can hand the resumes out to hawt chicks and show them how Koalafied you are.
Son and I burst out laughing, wife looks on at the two idiots in the room.
Good times.
Went ice skating, she was wearing gloves that were meant to resemble Koala bears. I told her they wouldn't let her in if she was wearing them. She looked at me, bewildered.. so I informed her that her gloves didn't meet the koalifications.
He didn’t have the KOALA-FICATIONS
They don't meet the koala-fications.
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
They dont have the koala facations
They don't meet the koala-fications.
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