A list of puns related to "The Killing of Two Lovers"
An English landlady was in love with two of her tenants, both of them playwrights. She couldn’t choose which one she wanted more, so she decided to let fate decide. She baked five pastries, poisoned one, and gave them to her lovers, intending to be with the one who survived. However, her plan didn’t work out because the two decided to share the last pastry, the poisoned one, and both died. The police arrested her for killing two bards with one scone.
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