A whim away, a whim away, a whim away
Mentos
Because a βbβ comes after it!
A buttocks.
He said "I don't think that's a weakness"
"Well I don't give a f* what you think"
He replied " I am probably a Type O"
But on the plus side, it still works.
Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
An evergreen
K9P
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
The woman simply replied, βNo peer pressure.β
Difficult.
Rises in the yeast, sets in the waist.
He turns to his crewmate and says: "Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."
The crewmate replies: "In space no one can, here use cream."
I've been living here for 274 years and seen nothing strange.
He really gets a kick out of it.
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
...does that mean that every country is a third-world country?
if not, Who is
I have a hunch it might be me.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
A masstermind
Too many cheetahs
Itβs because they di-late
Answer: ΞΌ
The ruler
Credit to my elementary school niece
I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled, βItβs you. I can tell by the voice.β
No, itβs pretty light...
People must be stuck in it
The Swallow.
Not what you're thinking.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
Daughter: Knock knock
Me: Whoβs there?
Daughter: Europe
Me: Europe who?
Daughter: No Iβm not!
Proud papa right now
The sea bed.
(Courtesy of my 6 year old.)
I look at my wife frustratingly and shout "You never even told me you sold flowers!?"
Cardi-O
Stake n shake!
(I'm not sure if this is a regional restaurant but I assure you it exists.)
John F. Kennedy
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
Difficult
A masstermind
