The Interrogator Puns

A list of puns related to "The Interrogator"

What did the hazelnut spread say to the interrogator?

“I’m NUTELLAn ya nothin!!”

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👤︎ u/Balltanker
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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My grandfather was captured by the Germans in WWII. Being a high-ranking officer, they kept him captive for months but all he would do is sit in his cell saying "tick... tick... tick...". Their top interrogator was sent in to get important information out of him...

When in the interrogation room, he told my grandfather

"vee haf vays of making you tock!"

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👤︎ u/FaultyData
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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What did the Constitution say to the interrogator?

"I was framed!"

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👤︎ u/jiberius
📅︎ Oct 29 2011
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Cops should feed beans on very tiny plates to the suspects they're interrogating.

That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.

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👤︎ u/Cryingcactuso
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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I interrogated a member of the duck gang today.

Thankfully he quacked under the pressure...

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👤︎ u/Kaelp667
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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A man in an interrogation room says, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present!" The cop growls, "You ARE the lawyer!"

The lawyer shrieks, "Exactly! So where’s my present?!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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I was interrogated over the theft of cheese toasty

man,they really grilled me.

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👤︎ u/Jackieboi24
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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Two detectives interrogate a 37 year old mute man. The detectives give the man a notepad which he scribbles on for a few seconds, and hands back to them.

"I'll never talk."

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👤︎ u/VNPimpinella
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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What’s the difference between a classroom and an interrogation room?

You get your questions answered in one, and your answers questioned in the other.

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👤︎ u/chillipowder01
📅︎ May 13 2019
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What did the cop say when interrogating the cheez-it?

Are you gonna cracker what?

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👤︎ u/music_snake
📅︎ May 28 2019
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Can someone help me with a joke?

I think I have something here, just need a little help with the ending. This is what I have so far.

In the interrogation room, Joe Ga pleaded with police to let him go. He explained the man they are really after is Joe Ka, who has been systematically committing crimes and calling out his own name in the process knowing how similar they sound.

"This is all just a setup, the real Joe Ka is..."

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👤︎ u/VeryOriginalName98
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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My Grandpa told the longest buildup to the "dad"-est joke I've ever heard.

So there was a murderer and his name was Ardy. His last name was too long and complicated and everyone knew him in town, so everyone called him "Ardy". One of his buddies asked him to kill this guy for $3000 and after Ardy did a bit of research, he realized he knew him and had a grudge against him for years. So Ardy told the guy: "I hate this guy so much, I'll kill him for free."

Ardy's buddy said "Are you sure? I gotta give you something!"

So Ardy said, "Ok ok. I'll do it for a dollar."

The next morning, the guy was at Meijer (A grocery store) and Ardy came up behind him and choked him with his scarf. When he was done killing him, there was a woman screaming at him to stop. So Ardy had to choke her with his scarf too. After that, he ran to his car and there was an old man watching him, so Ardy went over and choked him too. In the middle of killing the old man, the police pulled up and arrested Ardy. After a bit of interrogation, Ardy admitted to killing all of them, and especially the first guy for only a dollar.

The next morning, the headlines read:

Ardy Chokes 3 for a Dollar at Meijer

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👤︎ u/Legownz
📅︎ Aug 02 2016
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A man is arrested for cannibalism...

During interrogation the police ask,

"Why did you do it?"

"Well," he replied. "You are what you eat."

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👤︎ u/constipatedshitting
📅︎ Nov 16 2015
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A man in an interrogation room says, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present!" The cop growls, "You ARE the lawyer!"

The lawyer shrieks, "Exactly! So where’s my present?!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toasty

Man, they really grilled me

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👤︎ u/coolman965
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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