What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
Why was the German 7 so hungry?
The hungry hungry hippos always have something to say when other hippos eat as much as they do
They're very hippo critical
I was cold and hungry, so I put my feet in front of the heater
Why was the hungry rabbit so mellow?
Because he didn't have a carrot in the world
It you see a hungry zombie, destroy the hungry zombie.
What does the clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
A hungry traveller stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where there was a brother frying chips.
"Are you the friar?" he asked.
The brother replied, "No, I'm the chip monk".
I started pulling the "Hi hungry, I'm dad" routine with my two-year-old. A couple days in, I asked her if she was hungry.
She just laughs and says, "Silly Daddy, I'm not hungry, I'm Nona." I didn't expect to be a grandfather so soon...
I went to my parents house for dinner and when I walked through the front door my mom asks,"Are you hungry?"
So I told Her,"No.I'm half German and half Irish."
Why do people never get hungry at the seaside?
Because of the sand-which is there
What did the 50 do when it got hungry?
Today I was wearing a shirt with the family crest of my favorite painter Frida Kahlo. After a few hours I started to get hungry and ordered takeout. When my delivery person arrived he handed over my food without taking any money for bringing it to me. I asked him “How come there’s no charge?”
He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Livery”
What did the assassin do when he was hungry?
My dad on the phone: "Honey, are you hungry?"
"Okay then, eat something before I pick you up."
Why was the teddy bear never hungry
Because he’s always stuffed
People say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
What the local Hungry Howies changed their sign to after someone crashes their car into it.
Why did the hungry snowboarder stick a hand warmer in his pants?
He was craving a hot pocket.
How far back in time did the hungry time traveler go?
He went back four seconds
Two very hungry men were wandering the desert when they see a bacon tree.
One runs up to eat the bacon, when all of the sudden he starts getting shot at from out of nowhere. He yells to his friend, "watch out! It's not a bacon tree. It's a hambush!"
*Borrowed from a friend who is very much dad material.
At dinner yesterday, the host asked if we were hungry
I said no we are American
Me: I'm not very hungry, I just want something easy Server: ... Maybe the chicken strips for $6?
Me: maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger.
Photo of police officer breastfeeding a stranger's hungry infant is warming hearts around the world.
After the feeding she couldn't get the baby to sleep so she charged it with resisting a rest
I was alone in the desert, hungry, and couldn't think of any puns...
.. then I met this magical pig, and she gave me a potion to make me funnier.
Best ham sand witch ever.
Why did the hungry baby calf cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
At the beach, a young boy was hungry so he covered his feet in sand....
"What are you doing?" asked the boy's father.
"Making burritos" the boy responded.
What did the unborn twins say when they were hungry?
There was a farmer selling his produce at the side of the road, I pulled over as I was a bit hungry to get an apple. I noticed he also sold paracetamol and cough medicine. I asked him "why do you sell drugs?"
He said "I'm a farmer see"
Why weren’t any of the pregnant women hungry?
What does the clock do when it's hungry?
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the hungry shark?
Do not comsume if the seal is broken
One plant says to the other, hey, are you hungry?
Well, I could use a light snack.
What does the sex hungry mechanic do in the bedroom?
What does the clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
Did you hear about the hungry clock ?
You can never get hungry at the beach
This is because of all the sand which is there
A hungry traveller stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchens where a brother is frying chips…
"Are you the friar?" he asked.
The brother replied "No. I'm the chip monk."
What did the clock do when it was hungry?
It went back four seconds
A hungry traveler stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where a brother was frying chips...
"Are you the friar?" he asked.
The brother replied "No. I'm the chip monk."
What did the clock do when it was hungry?
What did the clock do when it was hungry?
It went back four seconds.
Did you hear about the hungry clock?
He went back four seconds
What does the clock do when it's hungry ?
It goes back four seconds
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