A list of puns related to "The Hot Potato"
Oneβs a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
A relationCHIP.
When he gets inside he sees a man slicing down potatoes and putting them in hot oil. The traveler approaches him and says "You must be the Friar."
"Actually" says the man, "I'm the Chip Monk"
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
So we're having a BBQ at the park, grilling hot dogs and stuff and my brother brought potato salad for everyone, but only brought one plastic fork.
His wife asks if she can share it with him, and he says; "Nope, I am going to burn it as soon as I use it so there's no favoritism."
I say to him; "Why burn it? Why not just throw it out in the street?"
"Huh? Why would I do that?" he says.
"Because bro, that's how you get the fork in the road."
Groans and laughter were had by all. I was extremely proud of myself.
She asked why I was microwaving the sweet potatoes instead of putting them in the oven and I told her that the turkey was in there, and I still needed to use the oven for the dressing, the veggies, and then the pie.
"Wow, there's a long waiting list for the oven!" she exclaimed.
I replied, "Yep, guess you could say it's the hot place to be tonight."
Context: My dad is not exactly what you would call skinny...
Dad: Do you want a hand moving them (the massive pot of potatoes that had been on the boil)
Mum: I should be okay
Dad: Are you sure? They're hot and heavy. Just like me!
Dad proceeded to make this face: http://i.imgur.com/UT69wID.gif
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