Why did the guitar player have to give up playing after the traffic accident?

It was a fender bender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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How did the guitar player make his car go faster?

He used the boost pedal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Frickin_GotG
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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What do you call a woman on the arm of a heavy metal guitar player?

A tattoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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If there are any guitar players here who want to know just one thing about making the best of their instrument....

Stay tuned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Why did the guitar player always carry a camera with him?

To make sure he'd never run out of pics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rezanator11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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A man walked into a bar with his pet octopus. He went up to the counter and bet everyone in the bar $50 that they couldn’t bring the octopus a musical instrument that it couldn’t play...

One man pulled an old guitar off the wall that hadn’t been tuned in years and gave it to the octopus.

The octopus took the guitar, tuned it right up and began play.

There was no doubt that the octopus was an excellent guitar player.

The man paid his handler $50 and sat down.

Another man brought a saxophone to the octopus.

The octopus took it and stared for a bit.

After a minute or two the octopus began playing a deep and soulful jazz solo.

This man paid his $50 and sat down.

The bartender went into the back and brought out a set of bag pipes.

The bartender said, β€œI’ll bet $100 that the octopus can’t play these bagpipes.”

The man agreed and handed them to the octopus.

The octopus sat there eyeing the bagpipes up and down for quite awhile.

The handler began to get nervous so he said to the octopus, β€œHurry up and start playing the thing”

The octopus spewed, β€œPlay it?! I wanna marry her!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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