A list of puns related to "The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs"
So my party is trekking through the Feydark, trying to find a portal home back to the material plane. Last session We encountered a Myconid who brought us back to his city for rest and supplies. We quickly learned that our gold was no use at the shops there, and these Myconids used soil and fertilizer as currency of which we had none. That's when it occurred to me. For anyone who knows what mushrooms often grow in, I do not have to go into great detail. He explained to the Myconids that his people has a special talent, that once or twice a day they produce "currency" almost without fail. The king was quickly summoned, and my rogue put on a big show of producing his treasure. He then presented it as a gift to the King who was honored. The party was supplied free lodging, a free meal, a strong mushroom drink "that makes you feel good" (My character asked for alcohol but this is what they had instead) for those that wanted it, and free access to their "trash pile" which had weapons, coins, armor, and a few magic items. All he has to do is produce more currency in the morning, and they will get a guided tour to the faerie circle that transports us home. I'm sure the DM has some catches/tricks in store but for now I am riding high. My character is a big hero and all he has to do is defecate.
I was watching it early 2000s like 2001-02. I remember it seeming a bit older than that though. Part of me remembers it might have been a few short stories in one?? I remember the animation was in like a stop and start βscene for sceneβ sort of style where the characters never really moved. Like flipping a picture book really slowly if you would. Sorry for the weird description I donβt know the styles name :(
There's a goose nesting on a small ledge 4th floor Weldon, and has been sitting on eggs for a couple days now and I'm pretty sure the goslings won't be able to get off the ledge safely :'(
I know tensions are still high after an especially brutal string of attacks that wreaked havoc across campus, but is there anything that we can do to help this momma goose and her goslings?
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Think About it WG. Infinite variations, just a visual aid to get you started.
You still get to control which vehicles "Get it", but you don't need to risk breaking the balance of anything by adding those. Players still get to earn XP locked in the tank that they need to pay Gold to "Free-XP", and you cannot use it to freely move crews around, so there is still a niche for the same-class "true" Premium Tanks of that nation (i mean their niche outside of having OP armor, being butt-crazy autoloaders etc). Long story short, more for you to win than to lose :p
He had plenty of dad yolks to go around
Since she was a teenager, SD28 has had a history of coming to DH with elaborate sob stories of needing money for this or that. Later we find out that it was a scam, and that the money went to BM, either directly or indirectly. I know when SD is prevaricating because like other bad liars, she has a tell: the more detailed the tale of woe, the more likely it is to be bullshit. Sadly, until yesterday, DH has been overly willing to give SD the benefit of the doubt and has forked over a substantial amount of cash over the years.
SD learned her money-grubbing skills from BM, who is less a mother to SD than a juvenile delinquent best friend -- the kind who teaches you how to shoplift and gets you into all those parties with alcohol. Among BM's greatest hits: signing SD out of high school classes to go to get mani/pedis; and (my personal favorite) lying about SD's age so she could get illegally tattooed when she was only 16. I think BM may actually have been purposely sabotaging SD's ability to graduate high school so that she could get an extra year of child support -- and she very nearly succeeded!
In short, BM has raised SD to believe that a man is of no use except as an ATM. This also means we don't hear from SD unless she wants cash.
Since SD has been in college, BM has quit her job and relocated thousands of miles, TWICE, to move in with SD. I'm pretty sure this was a primary cause of her flunking out of her second full-time program (BM moved in during final exam week, with disastrous results). The other result is that SD's student loan money has been going toward BM's housing which enrages me beyond reason, because the bitch got every massive, TIMELY payment of alimony and child support when it was owed and she has no excuse for not being self-supporting by now. But I digress.
Now we are ten years into SD's college career, and SD still has no degree but is carrying student loan debt equivalent in value to a modest home, all co-signed by DH over my objections.
SD's current tactic is to enroll in just enough classes each semester to put off having to make payments. She has been doing this for three years since flunking out of her second full-time program. Every semester she tells DH that she is X number of classes away from getting her degree, however we have no way of verifying this because SD jealously guards her academic records, and DH didn't make access to her academic and account information a condition of co-signing the loans (again over my objec
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