How my rogue became the goose that laid the golden egg.

So my party is trekking through the Feydark, trying to find a portal home back to the material plane. Last session We encountered a Myconid who brought us back to his city for rest and supplies. We quickly learned that our gold was no use at the shops there, and these Myconids used soil and fertilizer as currency of which we had none. That's when it occurred to me. For anyone who knows what mushrooms often grow in, I do not have to go into great detail. He explained to the Myconids that his people has a special talent, that once or twice a day they produce "currency" almost without fail. The king was quickly summoned, and my rogue put on a big show of producing his treasure. He then presented it as a gift to the King who was honored. The party was supplied free lodging, a free meal, a strong mushroom drink "that makes you feel good" (My character asked for alcohol but this is what they had instead) for those that wanted it, and free access to their "trash pile" which had weapons, coins, armor, and a few magic items. All he has to do is produce more currency in the morning, and they will get a guided tour to the faerie circle that transports us home. I'm sure the DM has some catches/tricks in store but for now I am riding high. My character is a big hero and all he has to do is defecate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StanePantsen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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ILPT Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SheitelMacher
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I wish that I had an immortal duck of regular size that laid normal sized golden eggs every day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NerdInABush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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[TOMT] [possibly movie] looking for an old goose that lays golden eggs story.

I was watching it early 2000s like 2001-02. I remember it seeming a bit older than that though. Part of me remembers it might have been a few short stories in one?? I remember the animation was in like a stop and start β€˜scene for scene’ sort of style where the characters never really moved. Like flipping a picture book really slowly if you would. Sorry for the weird description I don’t know the styles name :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/precipitration
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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What should you do with a goose that has stopped laying golden eggs?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewieYui
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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[WP] The golden goose just layed a silver egg.
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Goose nesting on 4th floor Weldon laid eggs

There's a goose nesting on a small ledge 4th floor Weldon, and has been sitting on eggs for a couple days now and I'm pretty sure the goslings won't be able to get off the ledge safely :'(
I know tensions are still high after an especially brutal string of attacks that wreaked havoc across campus, but is there anything that we can do to help this momma goose and her goslings?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramarevealed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Crystal Goose : Companion, 90% of pooping a crystal egg every 10 min and 10% of pooping a golden egg every 30 min, +50 damage, +10 defense
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blackspaw
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Like a goose unleashing a torrent of golden eggs in a 24K diarrhetic tsunami
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πŸ‘€︎ u/slapjack7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Giant squid egg found off the coast of Norway - Now who has laid that?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malok3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Finally found the golden goose in the Philly area. Was looking for weeks and had almost given up hope that any of my local Walgreen’s would ever get him.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDargonKing
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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A tarantula hawk is a spider wasp that preys on tarantulas. They are one of the largest parasitoid wasps, using their sting to paralyze their prey before dragging it to a brood nest as living food; a single egg is laid on the prey, hatching to a larva which eats the still-living prey.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-AMARYANA-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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If human were laid in eggs, we will have double the birthday celebrations ( ones when we are laid and once when we are actually out of the shell) and double the holidays to ignore because we don't want to be reminded that we get older.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BugThonk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Freshly laid cockatoo eggs are considered overwhelmingly better tasting than chicken eggs. However, they remain unpopular because the cockatoo that laid them looks at you in horror the whole time you eat them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_might_be_weasel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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I live in a shed and myduck laid a golden egg.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/5trangestRain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Update on my 3gal bookshelf, it’s now home to some blue velvet neocaridina shrimp. I bought a batch of 8 that had a berried female in it. She laid her eggs and now some of the babies are popping up. Can’t wait to get a good colony going. v.redd.it/ldhwscayqn841
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mawynn91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Eggs aren't free range, the chicken that laid them is.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arlexus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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How likely is it that my 3 first hens all laid their first egg on the same day? Or is it only 2 of them and I missed seeing an egg one day? To me, these all look like 3 different eggs, laid by 3 different ladies. 2 barred rocks, 1 buff orp.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alskdjfhgtk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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ELI5: I heard ant eggs laid by a female (or queen?), if left unfertilized, will hatch into male ant offspring, but doesn’t that mean that the offspring should be clones of the mother and, therefore, should be female?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Froidster
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Our four chickens laid eggs today (front row) that perfectly match the eggs from yesterday (back row). Extra large, regular, dark.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/butterknot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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Is it normal that my messor barbarus seems to be eating them or them not evolving while she laid eggs at the same time as my crematogaster who already her first worker? Any advice on how to care for the messor if she's stressed? (I only check them once every week and a half/2weeks)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emyrbl
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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So that’s where all the missing eggs are being laid ..silly chickens πŸ“ πŸ₯š
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πŸ‘€︎ u/firefiretiger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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I swear I’m not crazy... but the egg is back. Or, in a 2 hour window she laid another. Maybe that is more plausible πŸ˜†
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuponendtable
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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PSA: BUY THE GOLDEN GOOSE REALTY BUILDING
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[8]i wasnt as quick as others here but as soon as i saw that the shiny was golden i knew i had to get it! 333 eggs MM with shiny charm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Natyous
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Hi Reddit! My name is Sandy! I'm the Easter Egg hen that laid the green egg you guys loved so much!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotsoGreatsword
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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The calendars numbers are a bit out of place, thought at first that the game had decided to glitch me 1b golden eggs tomorrow.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefezzXD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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The hunt for the Golden Goose, or How WG should monetize 3D Skins and move away from OP premiums.

https://preview.redd.it/6npt8m11bbi41.jpg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21a966aa20c4b09902d19a06f687d19424b717ce

Think About it WG. Infinite variations, just a visual aid to get you started.

You still get to control which vehicles "Get it", but you don't need to risk breaking the balance of anything by adding those. Players still get to earn XP locked in the tank that they need to pay Gold to "Free-XP", and you cannot use it to freely move crews around, so there is still a niche for the same-class "true" Premium Tanks of that nation (i mean their niche outside of having OP armor, being butt-crazy autoloaders etc). Long story short, more for you to win than to lose :p

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D1omidis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Did you hear about the rooster who laid eggs?

He had plenty of dad yolks to go around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quisenburg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Finally, SD kills the Golden Goose (or so I hope)

Since she was a teenager, SD28 has had a history of coming to DH with elaborate sob stories of needing money for this or that. Later we find out that it was a scam, and that the money went to BM, either directly or indirectly. I know when SD is prevaricating because like other bad liars, she has a tell: the more detailed the tale of woe, the more likely it is to be bullshit. Sadly, until yesterday, DH has been overly willing to give SD the benefit of the doubt and has forked over a substantial amount of cash over the years.

SD learned her money-grubbing skills from BM, who is less a mother to SD than a juvenile delinquent best friend -- the kind who teaches you how to shoplift and gets you into all those parties with alcohol. Among BM's greatest hits: signing SD out of high school classes to go to get mani/pedis; and (my personal favorite) lying about SD's age so she could get illegally tattooed when she was only 16. I think BM may actually have been purposely sabotaging SD's ability to graduate high school so that she could get an extra year of child support -- and she very nearly succeeded!

In short, BM has raised SD to believe that a man is of no use except as an ATM. This also means we don't hear from SD unless she wants cash.

Since SD has been in college, BM has quit her job and relocated thousands of miles, TWICE, to move in with SD. I'm pretty sure this was a primary cause of her flunking out of her second full-time program (BM moved in during final exam week, with disastrous results). The other result is that SD's student loan money has been going toward BM's housing which enrages me beyond reason, because the bitch got every massive, TIMELY payment of alimony and child support when it was owed and she has no excuse for not being self-supporting by now. But I digress.

Now we are ten years into SD's college career, and SD still has no degree but is carrying student loan debt equivalent in value to a modest home, all co-signed by DH over my objections.

SD's current tactic is to enroll in just enough classes each semester to put off having to make payments. She has been doing this for three years since flunking out of her second full-time program. Every semester she tells DH that she is X number of classes away from getting her degree, however we have no way of verifying this because SD jealously guards her academic records, and DH didn't make access to her academic and account information a condition of co-signing the loans (again over my objec

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwawayhcbm4eva
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Should I add a Golden Egg and/or some forests to my Mono-Blue deck so that I can get The Great Henge with Fae of Wishes? imgur.com/a/ZSAKvV4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wormhole222
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Me seeing that Golden Goose Realty is back but I don't have enough donuts for it yet
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