A list of puns related to "The Girlfriend"
It was a near Mrs.
Flush!
It was the hardest dump I ever took.
A perfect 10 but purely imaginary.
In retrospect we shouldnβt have been on that escalator.
He gave her a ring
It was his ex-tradition
Havenβt you read Hebrews?
She said she preferred 2 fun-guy over one fun-Gus.
I am tired of her shit.
Just yours.
"I won't miss you"
ItsΒ enoughΒ toΒ makeΒ aΒ mangoΒ crazy!
At that moment I knew she was good at raisin children.
Thankfully the tests came back negative and they're not my kids after all
What a loon!
Toot and come in
"I shit you knot."
Honeydew you want to get married? What did she reply? Sorry, I cantaloupe!
About time she slapped some cents into me.
Don't be Rhossili Bae
It's really strained our relationship.
I just want her back
... he picked it up carefully with his trunk and peered at the little window with a racing heart...
Positive! ... Brenda was pregnant!
OMG... fear, excitement, shock... and yet more worrying "why hasn't she told me?"
A hundred scenarios raced through his head, his ears trembling, his trunk twitching as each played out...
Finally he calmed... maybe she was waiting for the right moment to tell him the news?
He chose to be patient... he watched her carefully the whole day, carefully avoiding anything that might show that he knew... but Bethany gave no hints whatsoever.
Several days went by, and he grew more and more anxious.
Finally, he could take it no longer...
"Bethany..." he said
"It's time we discussed the elephant in the womb".
Because she took him for granite.
The irony is that Iβm a Gemini.
A bae-B
I hate when she eats on the bed! Hot sauce stains, Woman!
Turns out He did it on porpoise π¬
He didn't love her to the moon and back
The pleasure was all mine.
She said, "what the heel!"
He wiped his butt.
I don't understand why, she asked for a bunch.
"Meat Patty"
There was so much history between us.
We didnβt work out.
It didn't workout
She's a perfect 10, but completely imaginary
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