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The Ghouls Puns

A list of puns related to "The Ghouls"

What's the ghoul's favourite sauce?

Grave-y.

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey
📅︎ Dec 29 2018
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My ex girlfriend just left me for a ghost named Kevin.

She's no longer my ghoul friend. (this actually happened, i just wanted to make the situation lighter)

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👤︎ u/emrakull
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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Being undead only sometimes sucks.

I wondered why zombies, ghouls, and vampires are so closely associated. After all, why would decaying shambling corpses be associated with the suave Dracula-esque? then it hit me:

Most vampires are necromancers, but not all necromancers are vampires.

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👤︎ u/Ojiji_bored
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?

Gobble the ghoul.

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👤︎ u/BeefbrothTV
📅︎ May 19 2019
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Wife got me while playing Fallout

Me: What?! Why does the ghoul have an oven mitt?

Her: Must've been the ghost peppers!

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👤︎ u/calmdownboosterseat
📅︎ May 31 2016
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