The Freed Man Puns

His condition was described as "shaken".

Patrick Paul and Eric stumble across an old lamp in the desert, of course they rub it and a genie appears. He says to them "You have freed me from 2000 years from the lamp, I shall grant all three of you 3 wishes". Patrick goes first and he asks for a million pounds. The genie gives him a million pounds in cash. Paul says " I'd like to be the richest man on the planet" They open his banking app and watch as the balance goes up to trillions of pounds" Eric says "I'd like my right arm to spin clockwise forever" and his right arm starts spinning like a windmill round and round. Patrick goes in for his second wish and says I'd like to be in perfect health for the rest of my life. The genie grants his wish and he instantly becomes more energetic and feels great. Paul says, I'd just like you to fix my bad hip. Instantly Paul's hip is better than ever and the pain he suffered for many years vanishes. Eric says "I'd like my left arm to spin anti clockwise forever" and his right arm starts spinning. Patrick goes for his third and final wish "I'd like a beautiful wife" he says and within an instant she appears and she's his. Paul, inspired by Patrick says, "I'd like the most beautiful women in the world to find me irresistible" the genie grants this wish. Eric says, I'd like my head to nod up and down forever. It starts, and with their wishes over, they all leave. Ten years later they agree to meet up. Paul and Patrick meet up in a bar and then Eric joins them. Paul starts the discussion and says "I'm happily married, I used some of money to make some investments, bought a beautiful house and after a while meeting lots of beautiful women I settled down and married a girl carried Trisha", who he tells them he's madly in love with, Patrick said "I spent some of the money opening a small car washing business, it's making good profits so that's good, I married the beauty, Georgina that the genie gave me and I'm still in great health". Then Eric speaks, and says "I think I messed up".

So 3 guys are walking in a forest. And one of them finds a lamp, he rubs it and a genie comes out and says "you've freed me, I will grant you all 3 wishes each"

the first guy says "I want 1 billion dollars"

the second guy says "I wanna always be the richest person alive"

and the third guy says "I wish my left arm spun clockwise permanently"

the genie says "ok now for your second wish?"

The first guy says "I wanna look perfect"

the second guy says "I wish I never got sick or diseased" and the third guy says "I wish my right arm spun counter clockwise permanently"

the genie says "ok and for your final wish?"

The first guy says "I wanna marry the most beautiful women ever"

the second guy says "I wanna stay 29 years old forever"

and the third guy says "I wish my head was constantly nodding"

the genie wishes them all good luck disappears, and the men go their separate ways.

Years later they meet up and chat about how things have been. The first guy says "I invested the money and multiplied it several times, and so I am very rich and my wife is still very beautiful" the second guy says "I'm still the richest man alive and I've built charities with a fraction of my wealth, and I haven't aged a day" the third guy comes over to them with his arms spinning and his head nodding and he says "guys, I think I messed up".