The ancient Romans made a lot of deadly poisons. The fourth one they created, however, just made people itchy.
They called it poison IV
My daughter’s creation: Who is the fourth most dangerous supervillain?
Poison IV.
May the fourth be with you .
And the Lord said unto John "come fourth and receive eternal life"
But he came fifth and won a toaster.
Why are there no knock knock jokes about the Fourth of July?
Because freedom rings.
What did the widow who just buried her fourth husband say?
Another male in the coffin.
A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
My boss said that an outdoor concert was fine this fourth of July celebration despite the forecast f rain...
Just so I cover all the bassists.
What do you call a duck on the Fourth of July?
A firequacker!
I have a friend named Henry the fourth.
We call him ‘HIV’.
When Kim and Kanye's fourth child will grow up, he and his friends will keep the shrek memes alive.
Because everytime he says anything, his friends will recollect it as.. Psalm buddy once told me....
Some people have off on July 4th. Fire does not. Fire works on the Fourth of July
What cereal do you eat late in the fourth quarter?
Cinnamon Toast Crunch-Time
I am one before the Fourth and the Fourth is with me.
(getting a jump on everyone posting May the Fourth be with you tommorrow)
