What did the cake say to the fork?
Do you want a piece of me
A sausage says to the egg "You know, after they burn us up on that hot pan, they'll stab us with forks and cut us with their sharp knives...
The egg says to the sausage "wow, amazing - a talking sausage!"
We’ve come to a fork in the road... don’t know where to go from here..
I saw a friend of mine named Ella sit down to eat a fillet of salmon. As she lifted the fork to her mouth I screamed NO DON’T EAT THAT!
When she asked why I responded “you’ll get salmon-Ella!”
I was driving to a weekend hunting trip when I came to a fork in the road. Sign said bear left...
To the person losing all their forks:
It must be terrible to be running out of tines.
Came with the house my brother bought. The thing sticking out is his tuning fork
I came to a fork in the road.
I proceeded to pick it up.
What is the best quality to use when photographing forks?
I came to a fork in the road.
I recently overheard my dad washing the dishes. He repeatedly pushed a fork under water while saying:
"WHO DO YOU FORK FOR? WHAT'S YOUR PLATE?"
Albert Einstein originally theorized about the business end of a fork...
Just a fork in the road...
Just a fork in the road...
I was in my kitchen and my cousin went next to me as I was looking at the brownies, placed a fork and said fork u. + to add on to this as I was trying to take this photo the brightness wasn’t working properly so my dad’s girlfriend goes “guess you could say it’s forked”
Whenever the server asks my Grandpa how he wants his steak done, he holds his fork and knife up and says "just walk the cow on by!"
Make a straight at the fork.
What did the man with an endless supply of forks say?
I've got all the tine in the world.
Did you hear about the actress that stabbed her husband with a fork?
Joke teller: “it was Reese... ohh what was her name..Reese..”
Person: “Witherspoon?!”
Joke teller: “No I just told you it was with her fork!”
What did the sausage say to the fork?
Just found a fork in the road
Prior to the invention of the fork, what were they using beforehand....
I noticed that the forks at my restaurant have serial codes on them.
Shouldn't those be on spoons?
If you see a fork in the road -
Her: Would you mind grabbing a fork and standing in the kitchen for a few minutes? Me: Ok, why?
Her: The recipe says, Step 3: Prick with a fork to make sure it’s cooked.
When my dad was in the USAF, he sometimes flew to Grand Forks, ND
He told me it's just down the road from Big Utensils, ND
What did the knife and fork say to the chopsticks?
"Which of you is the fork in your relationship?"
Dad was setting the table and I reminded him to put out forks.
Don't worry, I won't fork-get them.
"Feed you," said my toddler, wanting me to put breakfast on the fork
"Feed me," corrected my wife, "Pronouns are hard," she added.
"If they were easy, they'd be called amateur nouns," I said. Got the morning off to a great start.
My uncle went over his handlebars when he wrecked his recumbent bicycle. The fork was bent in the action.
I was at a lunch with the family and we were eating with plastic cutlery. Two of the prongs of my fork broke, my dad turns to me and says...
"Looks like your fork is now a twok"
What did the cake say to the fork?
What did the cake say to start the fight with the fork?
What do you do when you reach a fork in the road?
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