A list of puns related to "The Farmer's Daughter (TV series)"
He tractor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lVsTQ708jE
Finally Bruce Lee legacy get's a tv show of what he could have been in. Justin Lin is directing this with Shannon Lee being one of the the producers and will be shown on Cinemax. This and Wu Assassin looks interesting to keep and eye out for in 2019.
Like the title says. I remember seeing this episode as a younger child, possibly around 10 years old and I believe it was on the sci-fi fi network. One particular scene I remember was that the people were warping through the walls in her home to get her. When she wakes up your realize the people she was being harassed by and trying to kidnap her were her doctors trying to get her out of her coma. When she realizes everything, she steals a syringe and puts herself back in the coma permanently because she preferred the perfect life in her head than reality.
The farmer caught the fox and destroyed it.
I just need the correct title and band. Normally, I can find a song by lyrics alone, but this one always takes more than that.
The lyrics go:
|| You're a farmer's daughter, you're a farmer's daughter Why do I always get the kinda girl I hadn't oughtta get Now I'm eating bread and water, because I laid with the farmer's daughter
You're a sheriff's daughter, you're a sheriff's daughter Why do I always get the kinda girl I hadn't oughtta get Now I'm facing jail and torture because I laid with the sheriff's daughter ||
I wanna say the first note is maybe an Am, if that helps. I'm too much of a beginner to trust knowing all the chords.
I keep thinking it's by Deep Purple, but I might be wrong about that. The singer has a similar kind of voice, though. Early 1970s, possibly '68, or '69. If you can help, I'm going to learn to play the whole song, plus memorizing the name and band it came from.
A strapping young man stepped out of the car and approached the farmer confidently.
'Hello sir. My name's Dean, and I'm here to take Jean to the dairy Queen'
The farmer respects the lads courteous approach and says, 'Alright Jean off you go, you kids enjoy yourselves'. Not five minutes later, another car pulls up and another dashing young man steps out and walks confidently over to the farmer
'Hello sir. My name's Joe, and I'm here to take Flo to the show'
'Geez, alright Flo, go have a good time at the show', says the farmer.
Finally, a third car pulls up and a third young man comes sauntering over to the farmer.
'Hello sir. My name's Chuck'. So the farmer shot him.
I told her Iβm no hoe but I know my way around a garden.
Safe to say I didnβt get the job.
So, I've been recently digging up some old childhood shows/movies that I watched with my father as a child (5,6 yrs. old) and most of them scared the shit of out of me, and of course intrigued me at the same time. It's really turned me into the Horror Junkie that I am today, but anyways...I just recently re-watched Evil Dead (the original) for the first time in 12 years thanks to a "Help Me Find This Movie" post I wrote, and now I am sorting out all of the things I remember watching, one of them being Tales From The Dark Side. I remember as a kid feeling pretty scared and freaked out and the show being "Twilight Zone-esq." Even the beginning narration would send chills up my spine. One particular episode that I remember really scaring me was, well, I can't recall the name, but I do know somewhat of what happened: Basically there was this doctor who kept his "daughter" locked up in a door in his closet or under the bed, but she was really this freaky-ass monster thing. Another notable one was (and I THINK this was from the show) this man who sold his soul to the devil. The episode itself didn't really freak me out, it was actually my dad. He looked at me and pointed to "the devil," who was a nicely dressed man in a suit with a red rose. He said, "Hey J***, do you know who that is?" I shook my head and he smirked. "That, that is the devil." Spooked me for weeks.
After reading all of this, does anyone else remember watching this show by chance?
The farmer notices them and he grabs his shotgun. They run and hide in the barn, each in one sack. The farmer arrives at the barn, and notices the 3 sacks.
He kicks one. From the sack, a sound comes out: Meow!
"Must be a cat." He moves on.
Kicks the second sack: Woof! Woof!!
"Must be a dog." He moves on.
He kicks the third sack: The sack says: "Potatoes!"
A tractor!
Heβs a bit overprotective of them, so when Friday date night rolls around, he greets the gentlemen callers at the door with a shotgun over his shoulder.
Friday night rolls around, and the doorbell rings, so he walks to it, shotgun in hand, and opens it to a young man who says:
βHi, Iβm Freddy! Iβm here to pick up Betty! Weβre gonna go eat spaghetti! Is she ready?β
The farmer is a bit bewildered by this greeting, but he canβt see anything wrong with this guy, so he tells him: βok, have her home by 10.β
A few minutes later, the doorbell rings again, and the farmer opens the door with his shotgun over his shoulder to a young man who says:
βHi, Iβm Jim! Iβm here to pick up Kim! Weβre gonna go for a swim! Can I come in?β
The farmer is again bewildered by the greeting, but again, he canβt see anything wrong with the guy, so he tells him: βok, have her home by 10, and no funny business in the pool.β
A few minutes later, the doorbell rings again, and the farmer opens the door with his shotgun over his shoulder to a young man who says:
βHi, Iβm Joe! Iβm here to pick up Flo! Weβre gonna go to a show! Can she go?β
By now, the farmer is completely dumbfounded by these greetings, but again, he canβt see anything wrong with the guy, so he tells him: βok, have her home by 10.β
A few minutes later, the doorbell rings one last time, and the farmer opens the door with his shotgun over his shoulder to a young man who says:
βHi, Iβm Chuckββ and the farmer shoots him.
A few years back, my SO kept suggesting I watch GoT. He told me how much all of the guys at the firehouse loved it and that all they did on the show was βf:&$-ing and killing.β I laughed it off...never watched. Then a year or two later I reluctantly agreed to wait on my daughter who was attending a fitness class. I was taking her home afterwards. She said βhere mom, just watch this, it will keep you entertained until I get done. β Somewhere in S1E2, I was beside her in the gym getting instructions on how to reload the website as I had lost a connection. I was officially under the GoT spell. The show was so entertaining and terrifically surprising at times, as you know. I watched, watched again, then binged season 7 right before Season 8. Then Season 8 came and thankfully went. I pondered many things including how much time I spent on GoT. I doubt i will ever waste time like that again. In fact, I actively avoid watching series and TV shows now. Itβs hard to believe Iβm still raw about it.
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