A list of puns related to "The Family Bible"
Family in kitchen awaiting breakfast
Dad: "Honey, make me some coffee."
Mom: "Make your own coffee"
Dad: "A women's place is in the kitchen, so you have to make it"
Mom: "No, it says in the bible that men make coffee"
Dad: "It does? Where?"
*Opens bible and points to the book of "HeBrews"
Earlier my family was having a conversation about all the movies based on comic books that have been coming out. Later we were watching tv when a trailer for Exodus came on and this exchange happened.
Sister, "See it's not all comic book movies, some are based on the bible too."
Dad chimes in, "The world's first comic book."
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