"Dad, how come your appointment is with the ophthalmologist but mine is at the veterinarian's?"

"Well, son. You see, one is an eye doc and the other is a ewe doc."

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County fair dad joke.

My family and I walked into the sheep barn at the county fair. My son proclaims loudly. " dad, it stinks in here" to which I reply. " ya ,it smells like ewe". While looking him dead in the eye. It took all involved about 15 seconds before eyes were rolled and the usual ohh daaaad commenced.

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