A German guy went on a vacation to Miami to escape the German bitterly cold atmosphere. On his first day of the trip, he headed to the beach and had some mai tais.
Unfortunately, he has a low alcohol tolerance, so it did not take him long to be drunk.
He felt a strong urge to pee, and in his drunken state, decided to answer nature's call right on the sand.
Then, out of nowhere comes a lady, also a tourist. She was frightened and shrieked: "Gross!"
"Danke."
How did the hackers escape the police?
I broke into a sheep farm, but had to escape on one of the animals, when the cops showed up.
At the moment, I am still on the lamb.
Did you hear about the guy who stole from the Asian market and made a slow escape?
How did the inventor of computer viruses escape?
A prisoner spent a month digging an escape tunnel and finally came out in the playground of a preschool.
He jumped around with excitement yelling "I'm free, I'm free". A small girl looked up at him and said, "Big bloody deal, I'm four".
How did the hacker escape from the FBI
How did the Tupperware lady escape from jail?
Did you hear about the little person who used his psychic abilities to escape prison?
He's a small medium at large.
How did Jonah escape the Whale?
He ran and ran until he was pooped.
Why did the PIg escape from the butcher's,?
Pluto walked into a bar and came out without paying the bill...no one could see him escape since he's...
What do you call the elite group of undead, sent to retrieve the souls who escape from Hades?
“Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?”
“No idea, they just ransomware.”
I watched a dwarf escape from prison today. As he climbed down the fence, he smirked at me.
I thought to myself, "Hmmm, that's a little condescending."
The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?
"Officer, how did the hacker you were following, escape ?"
"Don't know he just ransomware"
What do you say to applaud the vermin that managed to escape the breakfast porridge?
I was just trying to enjoy a day out on the lake. No matter where you are, you can never escape the puns.
A midget escaped from prison by using bed sheets tied together and scaled down the outside wall. He left a note detailing his escape plan, highlighting the prison guards stupidity and incompetence.
The Warden said "he's a little condescending"
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved ESCAPE VELOCITY
Did you hear the one about the ice cube’s great escape from the freezer?
You could say it was a well thawed out plan.
We should call Ctrl + Shift + Escape shortcut on windows the "Karen shortcut"
Cause it lets you speak to Task Manager
Did you hear about the Thanksgiving turkey who tried to escape the roasting pan?
How did the Iranian prisoners escape the capital? Tehran away.
I know what you're thinking, "Oman, that joke was Shiite, can't you joke about Sunni else?" I could, or you Kuwait until I'm finished. Do I have more? Yemen, but Israeli not that many. I write them down though... I store them in Iraq. Or for transport I store them I'm my bag, Dad. (Pretend you're my dad.)
Edit: Minor detail (Quatar you doing, man!)
The leopard tried to escape the zoo but it was spotted
Microwaving a TV dinner without opening the package to allow steam to escape is the best way to cook it!
It will be bursting with flavor!
To escape the Coronavirus, I wish I’d had time to isolate myself on Noman.
Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.
How does the oganelles escape prision?
Why was the escape artist late for dinner?
Q: How did the hackers escape from the police?
How did the hackers escape?
How did the hacker escape the police?
How did the hacker escape the police?
How did the hacker escape the police?
How did the hacker escape the police?
Officer: how did the hacker escape?
Me: I dunno, he ransomware
How did the computer hackers escape?
The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?
"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?"
"No idea, they just ransomware."
Did you here about the dwarf climbing over the wall to escape prison?
He fell!
It was a little condescending.
''Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?''
No idea, they just ransomware.
“Officer, How did the hackers escape?”
“No idea. They must have ransomware.”
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