I wonder if the US President will run for re-election in 2024β¦
if heβs even alive bi den.
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︎ Jun 30 2021
I asked a conspiracy theorist if they knew who really won the election. They saidβ¦
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︎ May 05 2021
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︎ Oct 31 2020
While people are talking about the presidential election, I don't talk immediately, because...
I'm Biden my time, until I can play my Trump card.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
The best part about being Russian, is getting to vote in American elections.
Which is nice, because we never get to vote in our own.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I wrote to the Vice President to ask him to overturn the election results...
But that's just my own To Pence.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
The legalize cannabis party had a fair few stoners voting for it this past election, but not enough to gain power
Thatβs a lot of wasted votes
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︎ Oct 21 2020
This 2020 Presidential election reminds me of the 2000 Election
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Trump accused the Democrats of rigging the election and breaking the law.
Joe replied βNever have I ever broken the law, Iβve always been a-Bidenβ
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︎ Nov 16 2020
It occurs to me at this stage the election has become sexist.
All I see are male in ballots.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I made up a joke so get ready to hate on me. Trump (I know it's topical).... Trump was nervous during the election and was asked "hey, do you want some spiced tea"?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Why did it take Joe so long to win the election?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Why did the stripper show up at the Board of Elections?
She heard they were looking for poll workers.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
My cheap noble challenged the election results.
It was a discount viscount recount.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
How are the US people going to bid adieu to Trump after election?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
The Senate majority leader refuses to acknowledge the election results.
Heβs acting like a real Mitch.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I'm closely watching how this contested election affects the volatility of the stock markets.
I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I don't know who will win the election. But I know who will lose
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Will this be what Americans say after the November election?
Trump me once, shame on you; Trump me twice, shame on me.
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︎ May 05 2020
Why did the stool quit his election campaign?
He didnβt have any backing !
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︎ Aug 14 2020
My family's favourite pun since the 2016 election.
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︎ Dec 16 2019
Russia Hacking the Elections
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︎ Jul 31 2019
The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.
But he probably should have made it much longer than that.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
US election season meats the holiday season
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Snap election in the UK? That could mean that June is the end of May!
(Theresa May is UK prime minister)
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︎ Apr 18 2017
I can't believe the results of the Australian Election this year.
Bill really got the shorten of the stick.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Iβm very optimistic about the upcoming U.S. elections. I feel as though the country will be able to move forward with a strong, clear vision.
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︎ Jul 06 2019
I hope I'm the first to say this about the next US presidential election. Last election left plenty of people mad, but we won't have any near sighted politicians next time, because whoever runs in 2020 will have a clear vision of the future.
Because 20/20 vision means you have perfectly good sight.
Pun on a pun: I wonder if RealClearPolitics.com will catch on.
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︎ Feb 22 2019
The Russian people anxiously awaited the results of their anonymous election...
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︎ Dec 06 2017
I believe the 2020 election will come down to one deciding factor:
which candidate has the best vision.
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︎ Aug 18 2018
When the gubernatorial candidate was killed by a boulder, his only opponent won the election by a landslide.
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︎ Jun 15 2019
According to USA Today, people have become less accepting of LGBTQ+ Americans since the election.
They arenβt having a gay old time anymore.
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︎ Feb 18 2019
What is Hillary Clinton's least favorite country to think about after the election?
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︎ Jan 25 2017
After the election...
... I think a lot of us are feeling trumpmatized.
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︎ Nov 09 2016
How a Brit feels about the upcoming election
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︎ Nov 07 2016
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︎ Jul 02 2016
My son just lost a tight race in his primary election after I was physically withheld and denied the right to vote.
Sucks. He would have made a great second grade treasurer.
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︎ Jun 27 2018
My dad says he knows exactly who will win the presidential election..
The one with the most votes
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︎ Apr 16 2015
People keep asking my prediction of the next US presidential election.
I just don't know.
I don't have 2020 vision.
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︎ Sep 21 2018
How do I know the outcome of the next presidential election?
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︎ Jan 02 2019
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